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Its in the same Isle with the Prop Wash and Flight Line.
I had an Aviation Mechanic tell me to go get him a bucket of prop wash.
I told him he could get some idiot to do it.
He took me to a barrel with prop wash written on it and got a bucket full.
Then he wiped it on the propellers on the plane and shined a light on it.
Small cracks would glow.
I still think it was a set up.
 
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I sincerely hope I'm not offending anyone by posting this, however, given my twisted and warped mind, I found it too funny!



Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea
One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was
about to sink.

Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do.

Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did..
"Pray".

Unfortunately, no one knew what to say.

So they called "Thomas", a black cook on the ship and asked him to pray.

Thomas agreed, came up on deck, removed his cap and began like this:

"LAWD one day I wuz hongray,

I went to a restrant to git me sumpin' to eat!..

An da sign said:
'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter an da sign said:
'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den Lawd, I went to de toilet room and da sign said:
'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY'.

S o Lawd Almitee...when dis here big 'ol boat sanks.. let it be:

'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

In yo name I pray
 
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A man walks into a bar and sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, May I buy you a cocktail?”



"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."


"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"


"No, they spread."
 
Yes, I did have a Vegemite sandwich.
Actually 2.
And I didn't come this far only to leave and not know...
Supper:
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Not bad at all, not bland. Like beef and venison merged.
Nickname: Skippy.
 
Charm School


Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation
during an endless wait in the Los Angeles airport. The first lady
was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children,
the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born,
my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born,
my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz"
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband
buy for you, when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm School ?"the first woman said, amazed, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying,
"Who gives a ****?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart"
 
Did anybody else blow this up to see if you could see a camel toe.
Of course not! Everybody knows Dodges don't have camel-toes, Chevy's do.
...as for the girl, those are her fingers.
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