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It's OK, Bob had pepper spray with him. Bears appreciate it when you bring seasoning.:rolleyes:
 
Hillary gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
 
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I have an ex BIL that did that. Well he didn't have a dog but he did put his wife in the trunk. I am 100% sure a dog would have not been as mad as she was.
She chased him around with a big rock trying to smash his head but he was to fast so she just busted the window out of his new Lincoln town car.
She divorced him shortly after. That guy always was, and still is a jerk.
 
backlash said:
I have an ex BIL that did that. Well he didn't have a dog but he did put his wife in the trunk. I am 100% sure a dog would have not been as mad as she was.
She chased him around with a big rock trying to smash his head but he was to fast so she just busted the window out of his new Lincoln town car.
She divorced him shortly after. That guy always was, and still is a jerk.
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Either that was a very long time ago or she may not be too bright.
By law, any car made after 9/1/2001 is required to have a trunk release inside the trunk itself. She could have pulled that and gotten out any time she wanted.
 
Putting your wife in the trunk is a lot like tying her to the bed. You have to keep them in that condition long enough to tire them out. If they aren't all worn out then they will attack you. ;)
 
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