A bloody mary might work for you,
@havasu
I'm kidding, but that's all I keep thinking about tomato juice and I don't even drink alcohol.
Nature's Miracle Skunk Odor Remover might work for you.
https://www.thesprucepets.com/how-to-de-skunk-your-dog-1117448
Most of the things you'll need to de-skunk your dog are already right in your kitchen or laundry supplies.
- 1 quart (or two 500ml bottles) hydrogen peroxide 3 percent (U.S.P). It must be fresh (it can expire after opening within 6 months or so, and it must be fresh to be effective)
- 1/4 cup baking soda
- 1 to 2 teaspoons liquid soap (Ivory Liquid Cleanser or Softsoap are often recommended)
- 1 quart lukewarm water (only needed for very large dogs)
- A clean plastic bucket, bowl, or another mixing container (uncovered)
- Clean plastic utensils for mixing
- Protective eye ointment or mineral oil for the dog's eyes
- Latex or rubber gloves
- A protective apron and eye goggles for you, if possible
- Plenty of paper or old cloth towels
Do not use higher concentrations of hydrogen peroxide or substitute baking soda with similar products (e.g., baking powder or washing powder). The altered chemical reaction could cause injury to you and your dog.
bathing your dog outside or in an easy-to-clean area of your home, such as a laundry room or bathroom. If you're inside, open a window to air out the area while you're working.
Puralube or 1 to 2 drops of mineral oil to your dog's eyes. This will help protect the eyes in case any of the solution splashes or drips in them.
Make the Solution
In a plastic container, combine 1 quart of hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda, and 1 to 2 teaspoons of liquid soap. Add lukewarm water if needed for larger dogs. Mix the ingredients well.
A chemical reaction will occur and the solution will start to fizz. Use it immediately as the effectiveness will decline rapidly. Do not store this mixture or place the solution in a closed container or spray bottle. The pressure will build up and the container could burst. This could cause injury to you and your dog.
Apply to the Coat
Promptly begin cleansing the affected areas thoroughly, massaging the solution deep into your dog's coat to break up the oils from the skunk spray. You may wish to use a sponge, washcloth, or bath brush/curry comb. Avoid getting the solution in your dog's eyes, ears, or mouth (or your own).
Rest, Rinse, and Repeat
Allow the solution to remain on your dog for at least five minutes or until the odor is undetectable. Meanwhile, be sure to keep your dog from licking any of this solution!
Once the solution has done its job, rinse your dog well with lukewarm water. If necessary, repeat the wash with fresh batches of the solution as needed until the odor is gone.
Dry your dog well.