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Husband says he would say so.
Oldies I found in a folder...
A few more...
That's right! Telling a woman to calm down just infuriates her more.
You need to gently tie her down and completely restrain her. After she fights, screams, and curses for a few hours she is much calmer.
If you let her up at this point your world will end! She thinks you hate her so keep her restrained and offer her bread and water. She will refuse both for the first two days but she will welcome water on the third day.
As she drinks the water you should talk to her softly letting her know that you are proud of her. In a couple more days she will ask for some bread. Praise her for accepting your gift and gently caress her arm while she eats.
This effort will go on until she tries to seduce you. Let her know that you are not interested and leave her to her thoughts for a day.
To see what follows read "the Taming of the Shrew" by William Shakespeare Written in the mid 16th century (if memory serves me)
You need to gently tie her down and completely restrain her. After she fights, screams, and curses for a few hours she is much calmer.
If you let her up at this point your world will end! She thinks you hate her so keep her restrained and offer her bread and water. She will refuse both for the first two days but she will welcome water on the third day.
As she drinks the water you should talk to her softly letting her know that you are proud of her. In a couple more days she will ask for some bread. Praise her for accepting your gift and gently caress her arm while she eats.
This effort will go on until she tries to seduce you. Let her know that you are not interested and leave her to her thoughts for a day.
To see what follows read "the Taming of the Shrew" by William Shakespeare Written in the mid 16th century (if memory serves me)
Jim
That's a hard pass for me.
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Don't know why but pictures never seem to work for me.
Text: We'll be friends until we are old and senile... then we will be new friends.
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Been on the job all day..
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You may have to move to KY to interpret...
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Don't know why but pictures never seem to work for me.
Text: We'll be friends until we are old and senile... then we will be new friends.
May I recommend you upload the pics [upload a file] versus pasting a link. Many sites now block linking images or videos.
Thanks. I will try that.
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