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    Nickelodeon Suggests SpongeBob SquarePants Is Gay

    Hey kids! It's Sponge Bob Fudge Packer!
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    Will We Have A July 4Th This Year?

    Of course we will have a 4th of July this year. It will fall between the 3rd of July and the 5th of July. Independence Day, however... not so much.
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    Amash, taking historic step to White House bid

    More like a fart in a windstorm!
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    "HELP".......They want to but a CELL Tower on my property

    I asked Alexa and after she stopped laughing hysterically she choke out; "yeah, sure, go ahead."
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    Thank you.

    Thank you.
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    Budweiser's 2020 SuperBowl Commercial

    Being a wise-ass here but, the company that owns Anheuser-Busch is foreign... typical American?gaah
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    Meet the Authors Fesitival

    I know that a few of you window lickers are in the Missouri/Arkansas Ozarks area. On Saturday, February 1, 2020 there will be a "Meet the Author" festival at the Kimberling City library. It will run from 9:30 AM - 2:00 PM. Admission is free. If you're close, come out and say "Howdy"...
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    Happy Pledge of Allegiance day!

    Not to pee on anybody's cornflakes, but here are a few facts; A day set aside to celebrate what was recited at the start of every school day and almost every public meeting when I was young. The roots of "the Pledge" go back to before the start of the last century. On the morning of October 21...
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    Merry Christmas Everyone!

    I wasn't good this year and Santa stopped at my house anyway... Merry Christmas and a Happy and prosperous 2020. ---tort--
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    Greta Thunberg Named TIME’s 2019 Person of the Year

    Perhaps the editorial board should reconsider...
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    Post A Photo, A Real Photo

    #1 (although it's just a bit overdone). I want it to cry out MOOO! when the knife hits it. Pittsburgh rare please.
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    Post A Photo, A Real Photo

    DILLY BEANS 2 pounds snap beans, trimmed and strings removed 4 heads dill 4 cloves garlic 4 small chili peppers, halved 2 1/2 cups vinegar 2 1/2 cups water 1/4 cup canning salt To each of four pint jars add 1 head dill, 1 garlic clove, bruised, and two chili halves (alternatively, use a...
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    Jury awards father $450K for defamation by local conspiracy theorist

    New approach to a SLAPP suit? A strategic lawsuit against public participation (SLAPP) is a lawsuit that is intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition. Such lawsuits have been made...
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    Post A Photo, A Real Photo

    Jehova's Witness moose? :trick/treat:
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    Post A Photo, A Real Photo

    It's a mirror set up to flummox Wile E. Coyote!
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    Join the movement

    Meerkat if we need permission to have firearms then there is no meaning to the 2nd amendment. I became convinced that noncooperation with evil is as much a moral obligation as is cooperation with good.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.
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    Join the movement

    It seems as though there is a movement/celebration/parade for darn near everything these days. There is a "gay pride month", "black history month", "National Ice Cream month", even "National Left Handers Month". It occurred to me that with the celebration of our nations' birthday in July that...