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  1. GaRp58

    What's everybody doing today?

    Yes, I live here now. We had planned it to happen in a few more years when I could retire at 65, but after an on-the-job accident and losing my drivers licenses and all my instructors licenses, going deaf in my left ear and breaking a bone in my back........we just left earlier and are now still...
  2. GaRp58

    What's everybody doing today?

    I feel really lucky with the weather, we made a jackrabbit and veggie stew in the backyard today. I sat in a T-shirt and barefeet in front of the fire and stewpot. I got up to 70° F around 2pm and stayed warm till around 6pm when the sun went down...supposed to be like that all week, I hope the...
  3. GaRp58

    What's everybody doing today?

    We don't know each other Meerkat, but I am sorry for your loss. Please do not get mad if I say something tho. You said he was your best friend since childhood but you had not seen him in 10 years...can't understand the sentence. I have left all my friends in America to come to Germany with my...
  4. GaRp58

    Weather in your area?

    We are swinging from minus temps at night to plus temps daily. Had to keep the smokehouse going at night getting up every hour and getting the blower going shortly. Come to find out that the sawdust for smoking WAS DAMP. No wonder it would not keep going. The coals lasted long but the smoke...
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    Jokes and Humor

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    What's everybody doing today?

    Sunshine, dry and +10° C (50°F) and I am smoking the 25 kilos of sausage we butchered and stuffed yesterday. Will be very busy for the next 3 days keeping the coals and smoke going...just fill the last spaces in the freezers with steaklets, spare ribs, soup bones, assorted meat pieces, filled...
  7. GaRp58

    Jokes and Humor

    Learned in a '63 Chevy Biscane and a '64 Ford station wagon too
  8. GaRp58

    Jokes and Humor

    Just some more funny stuff I collected over the years:
  9. GaRp58

    Jokes and Humor

    How does a Redneck trim his hedge?? And then how does he have a grill party afterwards??? A Redneck ALWAYS KNOW HIS PRIORITIES!!!! He was shooting at a VERY FAST BIRD AND MISSED!!! But his dog likes to play with everybody !! Sometimes he has fantasy ideas what to do, with his MIL:
  10. GaRp58

    Jokes and Humor

    AND YOU THINK YOU GOTTA BAD JOB!!!
  11. GaRp58

    Nature As Works of Art

    simply woooow!!!!
  12. GaRp58

    Sayings kids will never hear

    Scooby Dooby Dooooooo!!!!
  13. GaRp58

    Rant for the Day (keep it clean)

    I love the little hardware store here in town. Every little nut, bolt and screw, hatchet handles, shovels, PVC pipes, hinges, nails and wire. You can buy single pieces or by the pound. Chain and steel wire by the meter and enameled pots with a tripod for cooking outside. All half of the prices...
  14. GaRp58

    Sayings kids will never hear

    you were so ugly as a kid, your mom had to tie a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you. OH YEAH? well you were so ugly, you momma fed you with a slingshot!! Well, your daddy is so fat, his picture weighs 8 pounds...
  15. GaRp58

    Other peoples daily survival

    We just opened the first glass of canned "spiced hamburger meat, carrots and rice" today just to try it...was great... Take some raw hamburger and do whatever spices you want to it, while you are getting the meat ready, have some rice standing in water and whatever veggies should go into the...
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    Rant for the Day (keep it clean)

    For the grill you can use stainless steel wrapped hoses and they can bite their teeth out...Gary
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    Other peoples daily survival

    We are surrounded by poor here. I just used my table saw yesterday to cut up some old furniture and doors for a neighbor to burn in their self-made wood stove with a plastic hose and some water going thru some old waterpipes to get warm and circulate thru the ground floor to keep them warm, the...
  18. GaRp58

    Sayings kids will never hear

    Whatchyall gonna do bout it? Cry to yo momma? My daddy can beat your daddy. My Granddaddy can peal an apple with his knife all in one piece!!
  19. GaRp58

    Sayings kids will never hear

    Busted my britches in stitches laughin'
  20. GaRp58

    Sayings kids will never hear

    Jumpin' Jehosophat'
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