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No. Put your creative brains in gear people!

You're absolutely correct! Make it 2 please.

If gofundme's are allowed. Would someone please start one for me? I need this. ;)

Thanks. Just stopping by to pick up and drop off a little humor, and share some of life's little ironies :)

Take thick sliced bacon, sprinkle with brown sugar and a little cayenne. Smoke in your smoker for some pig candy. You're welcome.

I thought at first when I moved into the desert, that all rattlers had to die. And I killed every one I saw. That was mostly what we saw anyway. Then I realized as you say, snakes have a job to do; but this was only realized when we were over run with rodents. So I decided to let them live, and...

Believe it or don't, this is a real thing. Kalifornia.

When I was a very small kid, we made Mayday baskets in school one year. We were told to take them to a strangers house, ring the doorbell and run, so that they wouldn't know who gave it to them. The woman whose door I chose, caught me and gave me a butt chewing, until I pointed out the basket I...

Too bad they're so greasy. Got any ducks?

If I put a notch on the handle for every snake that gun took out, there wouldn't be one. But I'm pretty sure I can file them all under preventative self defense.

Found this little critter hanging out in front of my wife's storage container this afternoon. First one of the year, probably the biggest I've ever seen here. Good thing for the built in alarm system on these things!

Anyone who is over 50 who doesn't pick #2 would be an idiot. I'll take #9 as well. Thanks, when's delivery?:ghostly:

My two kids (Jack Russels) play king of the bed at sleeping time. The first one on the bed "owns" it. The other must beg and plead to be allowed on. If one jumps off for a drink, or to make a pitstop outside, the game resets. Often I am awoken, and have to put the loser on the bed, and keep...