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viking

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I heard an interview with a trial lawyer where he said, " If I fart and you smell it through your N95 mask, that mask will not stop the coronavirus.", for a mask to stop viruses, you'd probably need to use a canister mask, like the one I used to have for working around asbestos.
 

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The containment labs use full pressure suits with air supplied... I don't think any mask or respirator will give anyone 100% protection.
It is a virus with less than 1% lethality. We really don't need masks, just common (uncommon?) sense standard precautions. Wash your hands, keep your hands away from your face and keep your immune system active with good food, exercise and emotional support.
 

SheepDog

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Not really, just bored with the never ending "end of the world" predictions that are used to reduce the citizens of this great republic to slaves of a democracy.
I've said it before; "I am a grown man and I don't need help from the government to live my life." They need to get out of my wallet, my home and my life.
 

backlash

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Not really, just bored with the never ending "end of the world" predictions that are used to reduce the citizens of this great republic to slaves of a democracy.
I've said it before; "I am a grown man and I don't need help from the government to live my life." They need to get out of my wallet, my home and my life.
I agree. I do not want, or need the government to protect me from me.
 

dademoss

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Eating Out While Avoiding Covid-

LET'S GO OUT TO EAT 2020

1. Arrive at restaurant, fish your three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGED!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGED!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Put on your magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.
11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.
12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.
13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.
14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.
15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.
 

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