Famous quotes and sayings

[phideaux]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate." ~Strother Martin -Cool Hand Luke


Jim

 

[phideaux]

"Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck." ~Curly



Jim

 

[phideaux]

from Quigley;

"This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok."



Jim

 

[Sentry18]

"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday (Tombstone)

 

[Resto]

 

[The Innkeeper]

Once upon a time ... in a galaxy far far away...

 

[Caribou]

May you live in interesting times. Chinese curse

 

[Sentry18]

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent! - Irish blessing

 

[phideaux]

"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you... "

John Steinbeck



Jim

 

[Sentry18]

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. - American proverb

 

[backlash]

 

[buildit]

"You can lead a man to education but you can't make him think." - Me

 

[Resto]

"If You Build It, They Will Come"

 

[The Innkeeper]

Bubba hold my beer

 

[tiffanysgallery]

"I always believe that there is no such thing as a free lunch" - Iris Apfel

 

[gumpy]

Hey man. Check this out!
(Redneck's last words)

 

[Sentry18]

"I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be damn sure I intended to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble." - John Wayne

 

[phideaux]

5 out of 3 men are no good with statistics.


me,

 

[joel]

I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.
A.E.

 

[Sentry18]

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. - Mrs. Sentry18

 

[phideaux]

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.

- Fredrick Douglass.

 

[phideaux]

I brought you into the world I can take you out, and make another one that looks just like you.


My Daddy,

 

[buildit]

I'm right 98% of the time, who cares about the other 3%? - Tshirt I bought.

 

[Sentry18]

"Yes they're mine, but I am not sure who the mother is." -What I used to tell people when I had multiple kids in tow but their mom was not around.

 

[phideaux]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

Groucho Marx.

 

[tiffanysgallery]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain

 

[buildit]

 

[phideaux]

"Pull my finger,"


most grampas,

 

[Sentry18]

 

[buildit]

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -Charlton Heston (1924-2008)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)