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Yeah, I figure we're about the same age, and I've actually shook hands with you - so I probably have your cooties now. I better get that shot quick...
Well, if you had chickenpox as a kid, you already had it.
See my future post about what common procedure to skip that can light this **** off again.
I shoulda known better...:bang Head:
 
Well, if you had chickenpox as a kid, you already had it.
See my future post about what common procedure to skip that can light this **** off again.
I shoulda known better...:bang Head:
I'm kind of trying to figure out what got lit off. I saw everyone being appreciative for the reminder. :confused;
 
Oh you misunderstood.
I'm talking about what lit off the dormant virus inside me.
The people here are great.
I'm just trying to prevent needless suffering for them.
 
Oh you misunderstood.
I'm talking about what lit off the dormant virus inside me.
The people here are great.
I'm just trying to prevent needless suffering for them.
I gotcha. Now I see. :wink:
And, I agree with you...great group of folks here.
 
I was 54 if I recall correctly. I think age 55 is when insurance companies will pick up (some of) the cost of the vaccine.
 
I was 54 if I recall correctly. I think age 55 is when insurance companies will pick up (some of) the cost of the vaccine.
I'd pay more than $250 without blinking an eye......now.
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Get the damn shot.
 
A retired physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.


He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."


Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.


Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"


Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."


Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.


Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."


Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."


Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.


Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"


Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).


Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


*Moral of story* -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"


*Remember:* Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.


ENJOY YOUR DAY
 

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