Hey, whatever works, right?????

[VenomJockey]

Husband squirts ketchup on knife wielding woman who was attacking his wife!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/0...tchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html

Excerpt: "A man stopped a knife-wielding neighbor stabbing his wife last week by squirting ketchup on the attacker, police said. The bizarre incident on May 31 began when Shalonda Latrice Shepard began banging on her neighbor’s door just before 2:45 a.m. at an apartment complex in Murfreesboro, Tenn., the Daily News Journal reported."

 

[dademoss]

Be aware, bang on my door at 2:45 AM and you may be greeted with Heinz .357 and .223

 

[snappy1]

Now, ketchup will be illegal?! At least in Great Britain!

 

[VenomJockey]

Now, ketchup will be illegal?! At least in Great Britain!

Think of the possibilities!! First ketchup, then comes the Ranch Dressing!!

 

[Terri9630]

Some of the comments are pretty funny.

 

[TMT Tactical]

Okay, I just can't get this out of my mind. (1) Banging on door 2:30 A.M.. (2) Wife is being stabbed /slashed. (3) Run back to kitchen? (4) Grab ketchup bottle? There are so many things wrong with this action I hardly know where to start. (1) I am with Dademoss -- bang on my door at 2:30 a.m. and the ketchup is the least of your worries. (2) The wife is being slashed /stabbed and the hubby stands there, I think most MEN would have attacked the knife wielding neighbor. (3) hubby runs to kitchen and leave wife to defend herself --- just wrong and sick. Man card gone for life. (4) Grabs ketchup, not a butcher knife, meat cleaver, or even a fork --- a ketchup bottle. Conclusion: A stupid cowardly hubby and a shame on the male population. Give him a sex change, he certainly does not qualify as a MAN.

 

[Meerkat]

Think of the possibilities!! First ketchup, then comes the Ranch Dressing!!

Ranch 'Dressing' aka cowboy is already illegal in Oregon where almost 80% of land is owned by BLM Feds.
Just ask the Hammond's.

 

[Amish Heart]

Yes! Man card is definitely gone for life! Hit her with something heavy and stop opening the door in the middle of the night!

 

[bkt]

When ketchup is outlawed, only outlaws will have ketchup.

We need common-sense ketchup laws!

We must not allow military-style ketchup in the back yards of America!

Who really needs ketchup, anyway? Aren't there other things you can put on your food?

I don't want to ban ketchup, but the minimum age to buy ketchup should be raised to 21, a full background check must also be done, and registration of ketchup is mandatory.

Why don't we require a license to own ketchup? We teach chefs how to use ketchup safely, don't we? So why should just anyone be able to get ketchup?!


And so on. My goodness, the meme-fodder is plentiful with this one. I'm off to buy condiments in bulk and another 1000 rounds of 5.56. A prepper is as a prepper does.

 

[Meerkat]

When ketchup is outlawed, only outlaws will have ketchup.

We need common-sense ketchup laws!

We must not allow military-style ketchup in the back yards of America!

Who really needs ketchup, anyway? Aren't there other things you can put on your food?

I don't want to ban ketchup, but the minimum age to buy ketchup should be raised to 21, a full background check must also be done, and registration of ketchup is mandatory.

Why don't we require a license to own ketchup? We teach chefs how to use ketchup safely, don't we? So why should just anyone be able to get ketchup?!


And so on. My goodness, the meme-fodder is plentiful with this one. I'm off to buy condiments in bulk and another 1000 rounds of 5.56. A prepper is as a prepper does.

 

[VenomJockey]

When ketchup is outlawed, only outlaws will have ketchup.

We need common-sense ketchup laws!

We must not allow military-style ketchup in the back yards of America!

Who really needs ketchup, anyway? Aren't there other things you can put on your food?

I don't want to ban ketchup, but the minimum age to buy ketchup should be raised to 21, a full background check must also be done, and registration of ketchup is mandatory.

Why don't we require a license to own ketchup? We teach chefs how to use ketchup safely, don't we? So why should just anyone be able to get ketchup?!


And so on. My goodness, the meme-fodder is plentiful with this one. I'm off to buy condiments in bulk and another 1000 rounds of 5.56. A prepper is as a prepper does.

Does ketchup come in 5.56?? Have I been missing something? How about Thousand Island or Ranch? Hmmm, come to think of it, Vinegar and Oil would be a deadly combination, or maybe Bleu Cheese????

 

[Terri9630]

What I want to know is... Why did she stop for the ketchup and not the blood? Maybe she thought the ketchup was blood and thought she had achieved her goal?

 

[TMT Tactical]

I am guessing (again) that the attacker thought she herself had been injured and was rushing home to check her own injuries. OR maybe the attacker had an allergy to ketchup. Nothing in this article makes any sense to me.

 

[Amish Heart]

Maybe someone made it up.
John Kerry has something to do with it. We know who he married.

 

[bkt]

Hmmm, come to think of it, Vinegar and Oil would be a deadly combination, or maybe Bleu Cheese????

Bleu cheese is a biological weapon.

 

[VenomJockey]

Bleu cheese is a biological weapon.

Oh, well, wouldn't all of them be bioweapons?

 

[Meerkat]

Oh, well, wouldn't all of them be bioweapons?

Want to see if your mayo is more bad than good aka chemical?

Put a couple drops of iodine on it and if it turns a darker color than yellow or more of a cola color, it is not real mayo.
I haven't tried it yet cause I don't want to know since a bought several quarts on sale.

 

[VenomJockey]

Apparently cans of beans work well, too, as one deputy hurled cans of beans at a suspect to subdue him!!

http://www.wkrg.com/news/state-regi...s-bush-bean-cans-to-subdue-suspect/1216992185

Excerpt: "The Panama City News Herald reports a Bay County sheriff’s deputy threw two cans of beans and helped subdue a man threatening people with a hammer inside a grocery store. Maj. Jimmy Sanford says the cans of Bush’s extra brown sugar baked beans were an alternative to using deadly force."

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha. "Stop right there, Mister, or I'm going to throw this can of baked beans at you!".
We have three year olds at our preschool who throw things, too.

 

[Patchouli]

I think the story was updated. I read it again just now and there was more info I didn't see before.

 

[Patchouli]

Actually, it was probably a smart move on his part. This way, he didn't get arrested and charged with assault, attempted murder, possession of whatever.
Plus, it worked! Maybe he was squirting it in her face.
Definitely not possession of a deadly ketchup.

 

[TMT Tactical]

This lunatic woman is very lucky. If she had come at my wife, with a knife, with me standing there, she would have been on a one-way trip to the county morgue.

 

[bkt]

Apparently cans of beans work well, too, as one deputy hurled cans of beans at a suspect to subdue him!!

Assault beans in a high-capacity can. We need to have an honest discussion about assault beans and the havoc wreaked on America daily. No one needs more than seven beans per can.

 

[Terri9630]

Apparently cans of beans work well, too, as one deputy hurled cans of beans at a suspect to subdue him!!

http://www.wkrg.com/news/state-regi...s-bush-bean-cans-to-subdue-suspect/1216992185

Excerpt: "The Panama City News Herald reports a Bay County sheriff’s deputy threw two cans of beans and helped subdue a man threatening people with a hammer inside a grocery store. Maj. Jimmy Sanford says the cans of Bush’s extra brown sugar baked beans were an alternative to using deadly force."

Gives a whole new meaning to "Stop or I'm gonna bean you!" We generally meant a rock or shoe but I guess a can of beans is funnier.

 

[Meerkat]

Potatoes are good if your flat out of rocks. Especially for us past ball players. just showed m great grandson last year I still have a good arm.

 

[Amish Heart]

Potatoes are good when they are in a potato gun. Unbeknownst to me, our two sons made one outside and one of them singed his eyebrows.

 

[TMT Tactical]

Potatoes are good when they are in a potato gun. Unbeknownst to me, our two sons made one outside and one of them singed his eyebrows.

Future engineers. Got to give them credit for the development phase, design may need a little work. Eyebrows grow back, ask me how I know.

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha. Those two boys....
If one of them came in the house and try to run out with the hockey mask, I knew they were up to something. Grabbing that mask meant it was going to be possibly dangerous. I didn't know about the potato gun for a while; I just wanted to know why one of them was missing his eyebrows.

 

[TMT Tactical]

Ha. Those two boys....
If one of them came in the house and try to run out with the hockey mask, I knew they were up to something. Grabbing that mask meant it was going to be possibly dangerous. I didn't know about the potato gun for a while; I just wanted to know why one of them was missing his eyebrows.

Hockey Mask, See they were safety conscious. They are going to be fun to raise and watch.

 

[Amish Heart]

These are my raised boys (now 28 and 33). I'm raising twin grandkids now, and they are super cautious. They break in to tears over a skinned knee. No hockey masks, broken bones, broken noses from them. Our two sons were no strangers to urgent care.