For awhile my boss made me carry business cards labeling me a Field Service Engineer. Hah. Some engineer.On my next birthday I will turn 40. OK, OK, OK ... technically that's 0x40. Being an engineer, I report my age in hex (base 16). 40 sounds a lot better than 64 (decimal, base 10)!
For awhile, when a woman asked me my age I responded 'Old in wisdom, young in vigor'. 100% unproductive.