1.) Hit up a convenience store or kiosk
This place was a survivalist gold mine.
- Grab yourself a map of the area. This is particularly important if you’re traveling. How in the world are you going to get to safety – whether that’s back to your apartment, to a friend’s place, or to the US Embassy – if you don’t have a map? You can find maps at most convenience stores or kiosks. If they don’t have a map, ask where to get one – they may be able to help you. For the love a fluffy kittens, don’t rely on your phone for navigation. On more than one occasion, cell signals have been blocked during riots.
- Water – heavy, yes, but there’s no way you’re going to find a water filtration device at a tourist location. I grabbed 3 one-liter bottles.
- Food – I also got some cashews and a bag of dried banana chips. Your choice of snacks may be limited – this isn’t a moment where you need to think about being on keto or everything being organic. You need to grab something and get out. I always opt for nuts of some sort for the protein, and then something carby. Even Peanut M&Ms would be a reasonable choice in this situation, assuming you are not diabetic or allergic to nuts. Obviously, use your head.
- Lighter – you always want to be able to make fire.
- Vodka – it was right there at the kiosk so I bought a small bottle of vodka for first-aid purposes.
- Kleenex – just in case you’ve got to do your business without the luxuries of a bathroom and toilet paper.
- Hand sanitizer – one of those tiny keychain ones. Even if you don’t normally use hand sanitizer, these are unusual circumstances. You’re not going to be able to wash your hands after you pee in an alley and before you eat your snacks. Get hand sanitizer.
2.) Get a backpack.
When I’m traveling, 90% of the time my Eagle Creek backpack is what I use instead of a purse. But assuming you don’t have anything to carry your stuff in, grab a backpack. At tourist venues, it seems like every other store sells backpacks so this should be fairly easy to find. They even had them at the kiosk where I got the items above. A backpack will help you to disperse the weight of what you’re carrying much better than a couple of shopping bags would.
I recommend getting something discreet like black, dark gray, navy, or olive green. This is because if you’re out after dark, you don’t want a fluorescent beacon on your back when you’re trying to lay low.
3.) Get a knife.
Okay, this is the tough part. You may carry a firearm 99% of the time, but in our exercise, you don’t have it. Obviously, if you’re at Disneyworld or in a foreign country, you’re not packing heat.
Using a weapon in this situation is going to be an option of last resort. You don’t want to be thrown into a foreign prison.
Keep in mind that if things are heated, there’s a chance you could be stopped by the police and searched. So your weapon needs to be something that you can explain. I purchased a beautiful folding knife and put the knife, bag and all, in my pocket. If I had to explain it, I could say it was a gift for someone back home. As long as the bag is open, you have reasonably easy access to your knife, and knives are useful in many ways aside from self-defense.
Generally speaking, in most places, a folding knife will get you into less trouble than a dagger. The onus is on your to understand the laws surrounding blades in your location. Pick a knife that is sturdy and sharp already.
Again –
this is the last resort. Using a knife for self-defense without a lot of training is pretty dangerous. There’s, unfortunately, a fairly large chance the knife will be taken from you and used against you if you don’t know what you’re doing. But all things considered, I’d still rather have one than not have one.
4.) Get all the cash you can.
ATMs are everywhere. Take out the max amount you can on each card you have on you. Put the cash in different places – your front pocket, deep inside your backpack, in your shoe. Don’t keep it all in one place. Please be discreet when stashing your cash.
If you have cash, you may be able to buy your solution. You may be able to offer a cab driver who wasn’t planning to take any fares enough money to take you to safety. You may be able to purchase some essential items that a person wasn’t planning to part with if you wave enough money at them. Obviously, use common sense so that you don’t end up getting robbed.
If things are really sideways, all the bank machines and credit card machines could go down quickly – make this one of your primary stops. If you’re with someone, make sure they get as much cash as possible too and have them spread the money around too.
5.) Change your appearance
You may be wondering, “Why on earth would I want to change my appearance?”
There are so many reasons. First, it depends on the nature of the emergency that has you collecting this kit.
If you are the only redhead in a park full of olive-skinned brunettes, you’re going to stick out like a sore thumb. You don’t want anything about yourself to scream “tourist” or “foreigner.” You don’t want anything that says “tough guy” or “pretty girl.” It’s far easier to slip through a group unnoticed if there’s nothing particularly noticeable about you.
Remember – you want to fit in with baseline. If you don’t you’re going to draw attention to yourself. Attention of any type in these scenarios is bad. Pick up these three multi-purpose items to blend with the crowd.
- A hooded sweatshirt – never underestimate the value of a hoodie. I wanted to get something solid but couldn’t find anything. I ended up getting a black one that said “University of Athens” because I thought it looked slightly less touristy than the ones that had a big sparkling Spartan on them. I’m not thrilled with the white writing on it, but to get this done fast, it was the best choice. Not only can a hoodie keep you warm, but it can also change the profile of your body. If you’re a woman, a hoodie can hide your curves which could be very beneficial in an emergency. Male or female, it will make you look a little bigger than you are. Obviously, if it’s 115 degrees, wearing a hoodie will do the opposite of helping you blend in. In that case, go with an oversized t-shirt.
- A baseball cap – Speaking of changing your appearance, covering your bald head or your bright red hair can make you a little less easy to recognize if you want to disappear into a crowd. If it starts raining, the bill of the cap will keep the rain off your face – especially important if you wear glasses.
- Sunglasses – These can also help change your appearance a bit. As well, they’ll protect your eyes in bright conditions and offer a small (very small) amount of protection against smoke.
6.) Protective clothing
Finally, you will want to pick up some protective clothing.
- A large scarf – this is very multipurpose. You can use it as a bandage or even a tourniquet if someone is wounded. You can use it to cover your nose and mouth in the event of smoke or tear gas. (Although note that the protection a scarf will offer against tear gas is extremely limited – being as far away as possible or having a handy gas mask are your best defenses against tear gas.) You can even use it to stay a little bit warmer if temperatures drop.
- Rain poncho – Almost all tourist places carry rain ponchos of some description. They might be those cheapo, clear plastic ones or they might be a heavier better-quality one. If it starts pouring and you are out in the elements, you’ll be glad to have some small bit of protection against the moisture. If you end up sleeping outside, your poncho can give a modicum of shelter from the cold cement or ground beneath you.
You want to stay warm and as dry as possible if you’re taking evasive action or hunkering down until the danger has passed.
How long did this take?
I was able to acquire (or at least locate) the items on the list above within 13 minutes, including waiting in line to buy things. You might not always have 13 minutes and if that’s the case, ensure you have a map and grab what you can from one location. I stopped at a kiosk, a knife store, a souvenir store, and an ATM.
If you’re traveling outside the US you need to always ALWAYS have your passport handy. If you needed to go to the US Embassy for help, you would not be admitted without it in most circumstances.
Here’s the kit I put together.
Not shown: snacks, hand sanitizer, and poncho.
Keep in mind that this kit is not meant to sustain you for a week. It’s a 24-hour kit to give you time to get someplace safer than where you are when things go wrong. You might be a little hungry, but this would get you through a day or so fairly easily.
