Discussion in 'Front Porch Chat' started by phideaux, Dec 3, 2017.
I like this one!!!
You had me laughing hard at some of these this morning @zoomzoom ! Thanks!
Oh how true, How true!
It's OK, Bob had pepper spray with him. Bears appreciate it when you bring seasoning.
Hillary gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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