Son. "Mommy! Give me five dollars and I'll be good!"
Wife. "Why don't you be good for nothing like your father?"
Wife. "Why don't you be good for nothing like your father?"
Jokes and Humor
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Last night in the ER waiting area I heard a lady refer to it as the "Pink Eye Virus". I guess you had to be there... it was funny!
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I don't know how well this fits into "Jokes and Humor", but it IS an effective way to put an exclamation mark on your revenge!
Remember the guy at the Hardware store? He asked the clerk for nails. The clerk asked " How long do you need 'em? " The guy replied, " Well, for a pretty long time. I'm building a house. "
My Dad sent my wife to the hardware store for some 16 penny nails. She came back with 16 nails. He laughed about his whole life.
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I didn't even see the top line I was too busy reading the bottom.
The brain tries to make sense of jumbled words so it doesn't matter what the picture is our brains straighten the error in the sentence before we see the picture.
At my level it is hard to distract me with much of anything that I can only look at. If I can touch, hear, smell or taste it then it could be a distraction or an irritant. I totally focus on irritants and work toward their elimination.
At my level it is hard to distract me with much of anything that I can only look at. If I can touch, hear, smell or taste it then it could be a distraction or an irritant. I totally focus on irritants and work toward their elimination.
What? Words you say. Missed them. LOL
