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joel

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a bottle of vodka shoved into a water melon is a real ''thing''
let it sit in the fridge for a week as it absorbs. cut the top off the melon and dip the insides out
You must be North or North West of here (S.C.), we use moon shine, not that commie juice.:rolleyes:
 

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Years ago I provided watermelons with taps at my best friends wedding reception... of course there was a bottle of vodka in the top of each one. If memory serves, one had a bottle of rum. At the end of the evening we sliced the melons for a late snack. Good thing this was at a hotel where most guests were staying... :rolleyes:
 

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Oh, you save the private stock for you & close friends.
 

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I reread what I wrote and it could use a little clarification.:)
She put the pup in our bed because the pup was scared.
My brother isn't scared of him but the pup made too much noise. He's handicapped (my brother) and noises bother him. The pup was given to him for his birthday. My wife is a soft touch so she really wanted to baby the pup. The dog has become mine I guess. At least the dog thinks so.
Every time anyone in my family got a pet dog or cat. it gravitated to me.
 

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