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Cows tip people too! In high school I worked at a cotton gin. Right behind the gin was a pasture. A big exhaust vent/pipe out of the gin blew bits of leaves/weeds and cotton lint into the pasture along with 1000’s of cubic ft of heated air.

One night I had to go to the only bathroom which was the woods in that pasture. In the darkness I stepped across what I thought was a big pile of cotton lint… It was a cow sleeping on the ground covered in lint. The cow got up and ran with me facing backwards… That was the longest 4 seconds of my life! At least I landed in cotton lint and missed all the cow pies…
 
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