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Stupid does hurt. I've done stupid things. I know.
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Stupid does hurt. I've done stupid things. I know.
Me three!
It's not an exclusive club.
Hold nails with your fingers and drive them in with a ball-peen hammer.
It's probably safer to play Russian Roullette.
That's one reason pocket knives were invented, to drill holes in your thumbnail to relieve the pressure after you smash it and the blood pools.
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The round end is for finishing nails, right? As for bacpaker using a pocket knife, an electric drill is faster!
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Due to COVID-19 my barber closed down…. 5 months ago… Lately lyrics from old songs keep popping into my head
Sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
Tip your hat to this lady son, when I did all that hair fell out from underneath
Ya just leave this long haired country boy alone
The wife says it’s affecting my hearing, don’t know can’t see my ears…
Sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
Tip your hat to this lady son, when I did all that hair fell out from underneath
Ya just leave this long haired country boy alone
The wife says it’s affecting my hearing, don’t know can’t see my ears…
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Faster is no fun. Lol.
My grandpa was forever drilling on his thumbnail. I'm almost as bad.
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When my wife and I were first married she hit her thumb with the hammer, great big blackish-blue blood bubble under the thumb nail. It was throbbing, she was crying, saying, “Don’t just stand there, DO SOMETHING!!” I stepped away, came back with a Dremel with a very fine drill bit… Then I hear, “AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING???” It was all I could do to hold her steady while I drilled it out, it was like a little miniature oil gusher. To this day I hear her tell people about it!
Then again that was life before medical insurance…. That, it’s just a flesh wound…
Then again that was life before medical insurance…. That, it’s just a flesh wound…
I had a very heavy steel door on the flight deck smash my hand. I went to sickbay and the corpsman grabbed a paperclip with a pair of forceps, heated it till it was red then calmly burned a hole in my fingernail. It took a couple of seconds for the pain to register in my brain but when it did I said some very bad things about him and his mother. That nail is still messed up.
