These barely made the cut. The others are even funnier but Angie would beat me bloody.
The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?”
Without missing a beat, a young boy says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours, call your physician.”
One day the first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?”
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: ‘Holy crap! A talking chicken!'"