Jokes and Humor

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[Morgan101]

How could you not love that face?

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[VThillman]

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"A new study" seems to be gaining popularity as a lead-in to bullcrap.

 

[VThillman]

A New Study has determined that those Apollo guys did Not land on the Moon - because scientists have confirmed that the Moon is made of green cheese. The scientists asked God, and God told them that that cheese was all His'n.

I know this story is bullcrap, because God would have said it was all Her'n.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[recon]

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have **** in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

Not a joke but might be helpful~

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[VThillman]

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Getting 'em pissed off may be the only way to cross them. I'm pretty sure they are cross-species infertile. If I have any inkling a bear and a cougar are going to team up on me somewhere, I'll make sure I have my 450 Bushmaster shooting iron with me when I go there.

Hah. I put a muzzle brake on it; it works by diverting some of the muzzle blast sideways, instead of downrange. Make a lot of the noise go sideways too. Got an interesting reaction from a guy a couple yards to the right of me at the range. He didn't just move away, he ran.

 

[bkt]

Not a joke but might be helpful~
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I'm so doing that right now.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Caribou]

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You young whippersnapper! I saw 5/5/55!

 

[Lenny]

You young whippersnapper! I saw 5/5/55!

Same here.

 

[dademoss]

You young whippersnapper! I saw 5/5/55!

I might, but it's a long road, and a lot of those roads aren't paved.

 

[DrPrepper]

You young whippersnapper! I saw 5/5/55!

Yup! Me, too!

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Neb]

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Yup both metric and standard!

Ben

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Good thing that one is not on the quiz.

 

[jazzy]

some real ads from the past

 

[jazzy]