Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Haertig]

"whisk" - the one word that makes the punchline should not be the one that is misspelled.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[rusty]

Teacher: Children, what does a hen give you?
Children: Eggs!
- Excellent! and what does a pig give you?
Children: Bacon!
- Excellent again! and what does a fat cow give you?
Children: Too much homework...

 

[phideaux]

Just trying to be safe...

Jim

 

[dademoss]

I await the Banhammer after this one:

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[backlash]

Olympic skier Peeakabo Street had to stop working in the hospital. She kept answering the phone Peekaboo, ICU.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[rusty]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Caribou]

Wife said I said
"S H iiiiii TTT" very loud when they did the cardio-vert (shocked) me in ER.

Jim
oh well , I was outta my head.

Relatively mild to what I said. Doc was surprised, he thought I was under far enough not to wake up.