Karen

[Frodo]

Karen decided I look like i needed her to get all up in my business today at a meeting for the Flea market
as I entered the building Karen gave me a LOOK, The head to toe I am not impressed look
so I gave her my world famous stink eye. then she asked me if i had my covid vaccine card.
I just giggled and asked her, Are you a medical professional? Do you have readily available Hippa documintation?
Karen gave me a ""HERUUPH" turned on her heal and left me the hell along
Turns out Karen's booth is next to mine. going to be a fun time ya'll

 

[Magus]

Fake barf some pea soup right in front of her and say loudly:
"DAMN IT, THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS PAST THE CONTAGIOUS STAGE FOR MEXICAN HYPERTORTILLA!"
Then just look at her sheepishly and shrug.

 

[winds-of-change]

Ask her if she’s had her rabies shot.

 

[ssonb]

I used the rabies line on a male Karen (or ken) when he walked into a store and proudly announced that he was now fully vaxxed and he did not have to wear a mask now. He then continued on with "I hope everyone else in here is vaccinated?" Well me being the totally non smartass that I have strived not to be replied ... I've had my rabies!!! He almost exploded with "You know that's not funny and that's not what I am talking about!" I just laughed in his face.

 

[TENNGRIZZ]

The last time a Karen asked me about a mask. I told her with a mask we wouldn't need condoms.

 

[dademoss]

Karen decided I look like i needed her to get all up in my business today at a meeting for the Flea market
as I entered the building Karen gave me a LOOK, The head to toe I am not impressed look
so I gave her my world famous stink eye. then she asked me if i had my covid vaccine card.
I just giggled and asked her, Are you a medical professional? Do you have readily available Hippa documintation?
Karen gave me a ""HERUUPH" turned on her heal and left me the hell along
Turns out Karen's booth is next to mine. going to be a fun time ya'll

Can I come sit in the booth with you ?

 

[joel]

Business still use mask, but we do not have to.
I know vax people who wear mask because their mother is 88 & would have a hard time with C-19.
I agree with the caution, even though I am not vax, I feel it is wise to stay away from anyone that is at risk.

 

[Morgan101]

I don't have any use for sanctimonious people. Ask her if she is going to turn away or refuse to sell to any customer who isn't wearing a mask. Is she going to ask every customer for a vax card before they enter the booth? I bet her tune will change

 

[Spikedriver]

I don't have any use for sanctimonious people. Ask her if she is going to turn away or refuse to sell to any customer whos isn't wearing a mask. Is she going to ask every customer for a vax card before they enter the booth? I bet her tune will change

Funny how loud green money talks, isn't it?

 

[Magus]

It started as a joke until I found out there were filters that protected from virus sized particles, then I wore it EVERYWHERE. Now I get called Darth Vader. could be, before my spine collapsed I was 6'4" and what the hell, I practice Sorcery anyway, so they say. LMAO

 

[Neb]

It started as a joke until I found out there were filters that protected from virus sized particles, then I wore it EVERYWHERE. Now I get called Darth Vader. could be, before my spine collapsed I was 6'4" and what the hell, I practice Sorcery anyway, so they say. LMAO

But can you do the breathing sound?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Ben

 

[jazzy]

i like what you said to her right off---questioning her medical expertise or hippa docs. good one!

my favorite line i use now is 'I Identify as vaccinated, what-- you got a problem with the trans- people?

my brothers fav line is---'Nope, i got natural immunity. my doctor says i drink enough vodka no virus can survive in my bloodstream

lol.
hope you have a good weekend anyway despite ms fussypants

 

[Magus]

But can you do the breathing sound?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Ben

yes, I can impersonate James Earl Jones too.
"Where's the Mt. Dew? My TIE fighter is double parked!"

 

[The Lazy L]

Yep I'm been vaccinated. Got the scar on my shoulder to prove it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CalicoKatie]

Or if they ask if you've been vaxxed, squint a little and say real loud, "Waxed? What are you talking about - my floors? What business is it of yours if I wax or not?" You can turn that into quite a performance.

 

[Neb]

Or if they ask if you've been vaxxed, squint a little and say real loud, "Waxed? What are you talking about - my floors? What business is it of yours if I wax or not?" You can turn that into quite a performance.

I like it!

Offer proof?

Was it Dr Evil from Austin Powers that spoke if a shaved....?

Ben

 

[TENNGRIZZ]

I told a Karen several months ago that stuck her nose in my business. That if masked are required condoms are not.

 

[Magus]

BOINK!

The best part of a Karen ended up in one.