Questions that don't need answering? Hand out pamphlets!!

[VenomJockey]

This seems like a good idea...hand out pamphlets, forestall all the brainless questions people ask!

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-date-family-vacation-pamphlets-questions

 

[backlash]

We had a similar sign on the door to the CT scanner every time is saw down.

Yes the CT is down again.
No we don't know when it will be fixed.
No we don't know what broke it.
Yes we are going to keep it.
It went on for a full page.

 

[Patchouli]

Is it that common for family members to ask that many questions about a first date? I wouldn't know. I grew up back in the stoned age like everybody else here.
Is it that uncommon that she'd go out on a date?

 

[Amish Heart]

The stoned age. Ha Ha Patchouli.
I was wondering, too, if she didn't normally have dates.

 

[Patchouli]

I guess it was because she was driving away alone to Miami that she knew they'd be asking questions.
I like to think that if you're an adult you don't owe extended family members answers about your love life/dating companions, IMO.

 

[Terri9630]

And to top it off? A “fun fact” about her suitor on an adjacent page (he’s bilingual),

They didn't even get it right, it says he's tri-lingual.