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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white and now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me homophobic.
I was christened as a baby, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, this makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those that served or are serving, in the Armed Forces, this now makes me a right wing-militant.
Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with. Now I’m not even sure which toilet I should use...
 
tazo2503 said:
I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white and now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me homophobic.
I was christened as a baby, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, this makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those that served or are serving, in the Armed Forces, this now makes me a right wing-militant.
Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with. Now I’m not even sure which toilet I should use...
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:lol::lol::lol:
Yep, I agree with all of that.
 
In the interest of full disclosure I need to confess that I’m actually not white but rather a brown skinned Latino and I’m also not retired. Apart from that I’m 110% everything else!
 
tazo2503 said:
In the interest of full disclosure I need to confess that I’m actually not white but rather a brown skinned Latino and I’m also not retired. Apart from that I’m 110% everything else!
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Get yourself retired!
We need more useless people! There's barely enough of us to get everything not-done now as it is:D.
The most experienced of us keep dying off:bang Head:.
The country is circling the toilet bowl fast enough now they won't miss you at all.
We've worked our butts off our whole life, we deserve something for us!
What was that old song? Tell 'em: "Take this job and shove it!":flip:
Come on over to the Dark Side...

Where it's ok to be not-loved by snowflakes
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Supervisor42 said:
Get yourself retired!...
We've worked our butts off our whole life, we deserve something for us!
What was that old song? Tell 'em: "Take this job and shove it!":flip:
Come on over to the Dark Side...
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I recommend a week of "boot-camp" training on a cruise ship to get started off on the right foot:
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Here you can see it is early in my training before I learned it's ok to wear shorts:oops:.
 
Actually I’ve got the tidy whitey NB’s. As for retirement, as I think I may have mentioned once before, my oldest daughter is a Nurse Practitioner, my middle girl is a lawyer (please don’t tell her I didn’t say attorney), and my youngest son is a Data Scientist. He’s preparing for his Defense. He’ll be getting his PhD in Computer Science later this year. I’m the student loan so I’ve got a ways to go yet.

Now please pardon me while I try to squeeze my head through the door...
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threetango said:
And, a new pair of "New Balance" with not one scuff mark, that tells it all! LOL
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Yep!
The steel-toed boots had to go:p.
I still have 'em in case I need some motivation to kick-back (pun):D.
@tazo2503 Damn good investment!
 
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