Story game?

[Bluetick21]

The rhyme post made me think of this. But it is kinda hard to rhyme so many times..
so what about a story. I’ll state a sentence and y’all add to it where I left off. I know this will be the third game that’s kind of the same that started. But it’s all in fun.
I’ll start first



I met a guy yesterday and he has…..

 

[Patchouli]

...four pygmy goats and ten black cats.

 

[Bluetick21]

And also drove a ….

 

[Bacpacker]

Beat up pick up truck

 

[Supervisor42]

Beat up pick up truck

That the black cats kept jumping out of

 

[Patchouli]

like frogs in a pond

 

[Pearl]

On to the dry land

 

[Patchouli]

He shucks corn

 

[jazzy]

with his false teeth and then

 

[Amish Heart]

he puts up a year's worth of it in the freezer

 

[Bluetick21]

But it wouldn’t fit because of …

 

[Bacpacker]

He had already loaded the freezer with Venison

 

[Amish Heart]

and so he got his pressure canner out to do the corn

 

[Bluetick21]

But when he opened the pressure cooker he saw …

 

[Amish Heart]

a big mess of exploded beans that he forgot to clean out

 

[Pearl]

So he let the critters lick it clean

 

[Pearl]

And his the canner from his wife

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Eeh?

 

[Amish Heart]

Hid the canner from his wife

The wife decided to make some fried mush with the ground corn

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

But like my sisters scalloped potatoes, even the bears wouldn't eat it.

 

[Amish Heart]

So they gave it to the chickens because they eat anything

 

[Supervisor42]

And they knew it would make them plump and delicious to eat

.

 

[jazzy]

but the chickens puked it up so then

 

[Pearl]

They went to town and ate at the cafe

 

[BBLife]

The only thing on the menu was fried mush

 

[Amish Heart]

and they loved it with tomato gravy

 

[Pearl]

And cornbread

 

[Amish Heart]

And then the cats arrived

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

The cats just like bears, did not like fried mush, especially at a Cafe, and went looking for mice. They found one stuck to the bubble gum under the table, because Pearl wasn't hired to do the cleaning there.

 

[Supervisor42]

They tossed it around until it couldn't walk and took turns carrying it everywhere.