Story game?

[Wingnut]

Wait, was that half ton of coal in Supe's stocking? Or was it a gift for heating purposes?

 

[Supervisor42]

(Coal at Supervisor42's house? No way!)

I'm sure that with all my tasteless posts, I deserve that.
With our overabundance of NG here, nobody even knows how to burn it.
But fear not! I will make bank selling it to frozen northerners.

 

[Magus]

Magus rolled a blunt out of magic beanstalk leaves.

 

[Wingnut]

But a blowtorch was required to light it...

 

[Supervisor42]

Magus rolled a blunt out of magic beanstalk leaves.

And Hashbrown showed up, nudged him and said: "You don't have to smoke that nasty stuff when you have this!"

 

[Wingnut]

A pound of good bud suddenly landed on the table...

 

[Weedygarden]

They smoked up a bowl and ate Rex steaks.

 

[Magus]

And nodded off stoned watching the sunset.

 

[Weedygarden]

They slept well, and in the morning...

 

[Supervisor42]

...Woke up screaming: "Where are the popsicles, we need popsicles!!! "

 

[Neb]

...Woke up screaming: "Where are the popsicles, we need popsicles!!! "

And thanks to freak polar vortex the blood dripping from the ledge where the T rex was slaughtered had turned into t rec circles

And there was great rejoicing..

 

[Weedygarden]

They ate their Rex popsicles and then they each had a hot cup of coffee.

 

[Wingnut]

With some Kahlua dumped into the mugs...

 

[Weedygarden]

They were a little hung over and tried to figure out what they were going to do next.

 

[Pearl]

So they all decided to hop a train and see where it takes them.....

 

[Amish Heart]

they hoped it would get them to the North Pole, because, you know, Santa lives there

 

[Pearl]

Pearl and Amish didn't need Santa because they had new purses from Frodo

 

[Supervisor42]

Pearl and Amish didn't need Santa because they had new purses from Frodo

And they were beautiful Iridescent ones like this :

 

[Amish Heart]

I gave mine to Lady L because it was fancy, and I don't do fancy. I just do plain.

 

[Weedygarden]

But the ride to the North Pole was an exciting and different thing to do, and in joining a bunch of their friends on the ride, it was a party.

 

[Supervisor42]

But the ride to the North Pole was an exciting and different thing to do, and in joining a bunch of their friends on the ride, it was a party.

But little did they did they know what awaited them, just down the tracks ....

 

[Pearl]

Ladylocust missed the train because she was busy filling her new fancy purse!!

 

[Weedygarden]

But the train was full of many of our friends from here, too many to name. We know Magus was there, always ready for a good time.

 

[Amish Heart]

I brought some cream along, and the butter churn. With the movement of the train and all the help, we had butter in no time

 

[Pearl]

Hopefully Mrs. Clause has some hot home made bread to go with our butter. If she was nice she will have bacon ready too!!

 

[Weedygarden]

The rhythm of the train put some to sleep, while others were loud and boisterous.

 

[Amish Heart]

And they had a bottle of Jager to pass around and dump in their cocoa

 

[Magus]

Magus emptied the last drink with a straw.

 

[Pearl]

It was beginning to get cold as they got closer to the Clause's home.

 

[Magus]

Suddenly they spied a huge, clear glass dome with palm trees, a pool, and scantily clad elves cavorting around!