Tattoos? I have nothing against body art, some of it is quite cool, but I always had something else to do with my money, like buy a motorbike, buy a small sailboat, pay some bills, etc. If I ever did get some body art, I reckon I'd have a hummingbird on one shoulder and a polar bear on the other... that would keep 'em ALL guessin', lol.
I'm not into the whole inked-up 'sleeve' thing, but I figure as adults we all make choices... I just think that, as in many aspects of life, sometimes less is more. A friend in my Army unit had a small parrot done on his shoulder, it was clearly delineated and had multiple vibrant colors, it really looked sharp with the thin black lines around the different colors.
I try not to be judgmental when it comes to tattoos, but there are some I've seen where I wondered if the guy (or gal) regretted it. For instance, when I was falsely charged and had six months of my life ripped off while fighting the phony charges from the inside in jail, this one hand had '5150' inked on his forehead in large numbers, lol...
Yeah, good luck finding a job with that one... maybe in the trucking industry, lol. Funny, that time spent in jail, like a bad episode of 'THE TWILIGHT ZONE'---career criminals, total thugs & murderers, couldn't figure me out since I didn't have a single drop of ink on my body, lol. They were stumped: "What are you doing here?" Lol. That whole scene was crazy.
Another dude had a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck... I thought that was hilarious. I must say, the bullet scars were more intriguing... one guy literally had a circle of scars round his heart, where some rival gang member had approached the car, opened fire and hit everything BUT the guy's heart, lol... bad shot, probably high on meth too.
But I digress... I've seen some cool tats in my time, my favorites have always been animal-related: brightly-colored birds, lions & tigers, Great White sharks, that sort of ink. Sailing tats too, with tall ships, plenty o' rum, island girls, fouled anchors, all that good stuff. I see one of those, I can talk to that hand for hours because I know he's into sailing, just like me.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot the oddest and yet one of the funniest tats I ever saw: I was walking out of a truck stop in Texas and this hand was standing outside, so we started talking for a moment as truckers often do. On his shoulder was a full-on DEMON, pointy ears & all, and underneath was the word 'MOM'---lol, I'm thinking maybe he had an unhappy childhood.
Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD!!!
And on that note, I believe I'll wrap this up and grab another cold beer... CHEERS!!!