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This is from another forum I frequent:
And on the cold day following the first, knowing that their tiny band of pilgrims would soon need victuals, Governor Bradford did maketh his way through the dark and gloomy forest primeval.
Having walked some distance, he found himself drawn to a distant, burning light, as bright as the now setting sun.
Low, he averted his eyes and having grown accustomed to the bright light, he looked up and doth espy a savage man of the Wampanoag tribe speaking a tongue unheard by civilized man as he gestured his arms in greeting.
This fearsome warrior then did lead him in silence to the great wigwam of the Wampanoags, whereupon he was led in and shown to a great and endless feast.
Bradford, in greatest awe did then then drop to his knees and gave thanks to almighty God for the providence bestowed upon him and his fellow pilgrims. He then arose and asked wherein he stood.
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The savage man then spoke thusly, "You're in the buffet line at the tribal casino."
---tort--
And on the cold day following the first, knowing that their tiny band of pilgrims would soon need victuals, Governor Bradford did maketh his way through the dark and gloomy forest primeval.
Having walked some distance, he found himself drawn to a distant, burning light, as bright as the now setting sun.
Low, he averted his eyes and having grown accustomed to the bright light, he looked up and doth espy a savage man of the Wampanoag tribe speaking a tongue unheard by civilized man as he gestured his arms in greeting.
This fearsome warrior then did lead him in silence to the great wigwam of the Wampanoags, whereupon he was led in and shown to a great and endless feast.
Bradford, in greatest awe did then then drop to his knees and gave thanks to almighty God for the providence bestowed upon him and his fellow pilgrims. He then arose and asked wherein he stood.
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The savage man then spoke thusly, "You're in the buffet line at the tribal casino."
---tort--
