Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...
And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
Words of Wisdom
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Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Wondering why these 'small minds' choose the most complicated subject.
Here is a little bit of an answer.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
Bertrand Russell
That's my girl! 
She's my bodyguard.
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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Actually our lives begin to end in the womb. Life is the only sexually transmitted disease that is also an addiction.
Think about it...
It is a wonderful learning experience that we have only a bit of control over yet it is the best there is.
Think about it...
It is a wonderful learning experience that we have only a bit of control over yet it is the best there is.
I don't know about you two, but I intend to live forever.
Forever is too long. I decided that 2000 years is about right.
That is the quote attributed to Woody Allen. " I don't want to become immortal for what I have done. I want to become immortal by not dying. "
There was a man in the UK who turned 100+ recently and they asked him what his secret for a long life was. He said "Avoid dying". I laughed out loud at that one.
You could join Mel Brooks. I am dating myself but watch the old stand-up act of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner doing the 2000 year old man. Really good stuff.
Jim
Isn't it amazing how drinking eight ten ounce glasses of water a day seems impossible, but six beers and six shots in three hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw! 
I like the quiet of a mountain lake in the winter. It reminds me of my exwife ignoring me.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Jim
Jim
