Your Own Jack Handy Thoughts....

[BBQJoe]

If you don't know of Jack Handy, he has an interesting, but usually spot on and frank comments and musings.

I'll start with one I have.

I wonder if cats and dogs sometimes wonder,
Why do these humans always have their hands all over me?
Just stop already.

 

[Swing]

BBQJoe, I've never heard of Jack Handy, but that is an interesting thought.

 

[BBQJoe]

https://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

 

[Terri9630]

I haven't heard of Jack Handy in years..

 

[Terri9630]

BBQJoe, I've never heard of Jack Handy, but that is an interesting thought.

It used to be a bit on a TV show but I can't remember which one. Like David letterman or Leno maybe?

 

[Sentry18]

It used to be a bit on a TV show but I can't remember which one. Like David letterman or Leno maybe?

I think it was Saturday Night Live.

 

[Terri9630]

I think it was Saturday Night Live.

I think your right.

 

[angie_nrs]

I think your right.

Yup, think you're right. Jack Handy......deep thoughts. That was back when SNL was a comedy and not a political propaganda machine.

Here's one:

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.“

 

[The Innkeeper]

Never heard of him before this

 

[Meerkat]

Mine think we are their private massuirs. Spl'

 

[Meerkat]

Yup, think you're right. Jack Handy......deep thoughts. That was back when SNL was a comedy and not a political propaganda machine.

Here's one:

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.“

I can see their face now.

 

[Redbeard]

Early 90's snl. I love it!

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

"If you drop your keys in a river of molten lava, forget 'em because, man they are gone."

 

[Redbeard]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they
don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

 

[Redbeard]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why
several of us died of tuberculosis.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." — Jack Handey ,