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backlash said:
My brother and I did that when we were really small.
Only difference was we used cans of water from a big mud hole.
Dad saw what we did when he went out to go to work at 6AM.
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I had a friend who slept in on fathers day and when he woke up the kids were all working hard washing his brand new Chevy truck...with kitchen scratch pads to get the bugs off.
 
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Apparently no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, and attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin,a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation. The final question was:

How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED Here is his astute answer. When you marry theright woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED, and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! He won a trip to travel the world, and a case of 25 year old rum.
 
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