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Looks so much like Santa Claus I just can't do it.
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^^^Actually doesn't have any "black guns" anymore because he painted them pink but won't admit to it^^^
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Can't get over the fact that a squirrel took his nuts.
Shoots one handed, with both eyes closed!
/\ /\ Once left me a lump of coal, but I deserved it. /\ /\
^ Killed and ate Supervisor #41.
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Thinks Adam-12 and Dragnet were the best shows ever on TV.
^ Too young to remember the real television show...."Highway Patrol"!
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Knows his radio will outrun your hotrod, you lousy punk.
Watch's to much "Car 54 Where Are You"?
^^^Loves "To Tell The Truth^^^
^^^ sorta favors Broderick ^^^^
Jim
Jim
^ has an endless supply of avatars
^^^ went hunting once for an avatar ... found Brodrick ^^^
Jim
Jim
^ Is incorrect
^^^ knows what Tom Selleck looks like without a mustache.
Gets his bullet from Barney Fife
^^^Must of seen what I do with my +1 when unloading at the range.
^^^Once tried to put his "Barney Fife bullet" in the wrong end of his revolver^^^
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Has nothing good to say about anyone.
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Needs to back away from the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar.
The only time he is unarmed is in a battle of wits.
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Knows the Cubs are as horrid as da’ Bears.
^^^Had to wear funny mask as a kid so other kids would play with him^^^
/\ /\ Has a bumper sticker that says "Keep Your Hands Off My Nuts!!!" /\ /\
Carries a nutcracker every were he goes
^^^ Told me...he went to school with.....President Abe Lincolns....grampa ...^^^^
Jim
Jim
Has puppy dog eyes
^ Went to his Catholic confession last week, unaware that he was actually in the church outhouse!
