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someone mentioned to me about getting older and things that made them laugh or pissed them off or surprised them
for me---i am surprised at how fast time is moving. oneday i look and its monday , i blink and its friday, then i blink again and its sunday night and im looking at another monody. always heard how fast time flies when you get old. well i must be old cause its getting hard to keep track and i have a very boring life.
it seems like every few months another bone in my body starts making creaking crunchy noises. some days i ache in places i never knew i had
ithink im getting to be a cranky old broad. i reached a point i dont want to bother to leave the house cause there are too many people that are idiots i just dont want to deal with
ive heard that you get more patience as you get older. uhh, nope, thats a lie
when i go in to a room and forget what i went in there for i learned to just pick something up and pretend thats what i wanted.
the longer you sit on your ass the bigger it seems to get. i suspect there is a secret butt gene that is triggered at some point deciding its job is to fill the width of the largest chair in the house.
'your as young as you feel'. well---im must be closing in on 120
a common problem for many women as they get older--the boobs seem to shrink or slide and navigate to the hips and butt. not our fault. its a law of gravity you know.
its not fair that a body that aches and creaks and moans with every movement at the same time in life th e body has to get up to pee every hour
i bought myselkf one of those reachy-grabby stick things to help me pick up things i drop, they work great! but it always seems to be in a different room when i need it. im seriously considering getting 9 more, 1 for each room including the bathroom. or as my son told me, i could alwasy wear one on my back in a sling like some ninja sword and whip it out when i need it. i told him with my luck id forget its there and just order another one. ya know, i bet someone could make some millions by inventing a cane that you can twist something and the end turns in to a reachy-grabby stick thing. heck id buy one...or 9.
how about you? got any thoughts on getting older?
best to write them down before you ferget. just sayin'
for me---i am surprised at how fast time is moving. oneday i look and its monday , i blink and its friday, then i blink again and its sunday night and im looking at another monody. always heard how fast time flies when you get old. well i must be old cause its getting hard to keep track and i have a very boring life.
it seems like every few months another bone in my body starts making creaking crunchy noises. some days i ache in places i never knew i had
ithink im getting to be a cranky old broad. i reached a point i dont want to bother to leave the house cause there are too many people that are idiots i just dont want to deal with
ive heard that you get more patience as you get older. uhh, nope, thats a lie
when i go in to a room and forget what i went in there for i learned to just pick something up and pretend thats what i wanted.
the longer you sit on your ass the bigger it seems to get. i suspect there is a secret butt gene that is triggered at some point deciding its job is to fill the width of the largest chair in the house.
'your as young as you feel'. well---im must be closing in on 120
a common problem for many women as they get older--the boobs seem to shrink or slide and navigate to the hips and butt. not our fault. its a law of gravity you know.
its not fair that a body that aches and creaks and moans with every movement at the same time in life th e body has to get up to pee every hour
i bought myselkf one of those reachy-grabby stick things to help me pick up things i drop, they work great! but it always seems to be in a different room when i need it. im seriously considering getting 9 more, 1 for each room including the bathroom. or as my son told me, i could alwasy wear one on my back in a sling like some ninja sword and whip it out when i need it. i told him with my luck id forget its there and just order another one. ya know, i bet someone could make some millions by inventing a cane that you can twist something and the end turns in to a reachy-grabby stick thing. heck id buy one...or 9.
how about you? got any thoughts on getting older?
best to write them down before you ferget. just sayin'
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then I STOPPED!
. I couldn't even say 'HELP ME'to hubby.I felt like I blew my chest out. Same with turning rasied bed,WHAM! Always srop and ask yourself if your ok.
