Help Requested.......What box would you decline opening....??? Feel free to inject humor, and some info of value.

[Sourdough]

So, someone is putting a lot of boxes into a public (locked) storage unit. Say 40 boxes. Containing personal belongings and household "STUFF". They are marking the contents on outside of each box.

What MARKED boxes would be "least likely" to be stolen or rummaged through. Clearly boxes marked CASH or GOLD or GUNS or BOOZE might spark substantial first interest.

Parents Cremated Ashes less likely.
What would you mark the boxes you most desired be NOT stolen or rummaged through....???

Note: This is a serious question. (However humor is OK).

 

[Tirediron]

Cat poop based fertilizer

 

[Sourdough]

Examples:

Lawn mower parts
Class books 2'nd & 3'rd year RIT
Freeze-dried mice (fish bait).
Dirty Laundry
Grandma Smith's Ashes (Urn is cracked)
Holley Carburetor....Parts
Valve Covers for Oldsmobile
BED PANS
ETC.

 

[Tirediron]

Old computer (Salvage) parts
tin cans
electronics boxes,

 

[Sourdough]

Please inject a few brilliant/clever ideas.

 

[elkhound]

bed linen #

 

[Cabin Fever]

Quilts
Pillows
Dog bed
Clothes that don't fit
Canning jars
Sewing stuff
Paperbacks
Rags

 

[Pearl]

I have a friend up home who buys storage units at auction! He best find was in a few boxes marked "trash it or donate it"!! Obviously marked that way to hide the contents! One had cash and four bars of silver, some really fine jewelry in the others!!

 

[Peanut]

Slap these labels on the boxes...

 

[Morgan101]

Radioactive Materials
Biohazrd
Toxic Waste
Baby Clothes
Cat Litter

 

[Patchouli]

VHS tapes
School papers
Glassware
Guinea pig supplies and cage
Toy horse collection
Halloween costumes/supplies
Sand from beach trip 1987
Grampa’s Scriptures and hymn books

 

[Haertig]

"House Cleaning Supplies". I can't imagine thieves are real big on that activity.

 

[Magus]

Grandparent's burial clothes.
Grandparent's ashes.
70's disco records.
Old computer parts.
family photos.
Benny's AIDS medical stuff.

 

[Haertig]

"Accordion and Yodeling Instructional Materials"
"8-Track and VHS tapes"

 

[Neb]

Used condom collection.

 

[Amish Heart]

I refused to open a box that had one of mom's husband's cremains in it.

 

[Mountain trapper]

When we moved here years ago I rented 2 large storage units. The only markings that we put on the boxes was which room they came out of. Nothing else. If it wasn't good stuff, we wouldn't have moved it. When we moved out of Alaska our stuff went by barge to Seattle and the wife and I flew. We hand carried two large bags full of gold and silver bars through the airports and on the planes. It always created a lot of interest by TSA when going through the metal detectors.

 

[Pearl]

Used condom collection.

You are not the one I thought would have said that!! If I saw a box that said MATH BOOKS, I would not open it!!

 

[Neb]

You are not the one I thought would have said that!! If I saw a box that said MATH BOOKS, I would not open it!!

Yes outside my perona but consistent with @Sourdough. 's request.

Ben

 

[Magpie]

Theres not much I wouldn't open, if I had to. Maybe something with a pets name on it, in case it was a stuffed cat or something

Maths/ physics books wouldn't interest me either!

 

[joel]

Anything that important, will go behind a locked metal door, maybe a locked box too.

 

[LadyLocust]

Christmas decorations. If light flowers. If heavy science 101,102,103 or math 333, 334 etc (like text books). Many people keep their old text books which are mostly worthless.

 

[lonewolf]

Compost.
old School reports.
used christmas and birthday cards.