Some of you may recall that I was gonna send some weed to my friend(s) up in Sandpoint, Idaho... they live near Lake Pend Oreille, which I think is the largest lake in Idaho, either by surface area or by volume, you Idahoan site members (Hooch, for one) correct me if I'm wrong, lol. Anyway, I wanted to ship the weed via FedEx, but that turned into a big ol' hassle here in Alamo, a.k.a. the boondocks of New Mexico, lol. The only place open last Sunday which actually handled FedEx shipments told me that I had to bring my own FedEx label in with me... "HUH?!?"
So I went to another place which handled UPS shipments, even though I'm NOT big on UPS... "If it's BROWN, flush it DOWN!!!" And that is NOT a racial epithet, lol, I'm just in line with Magus & his way of thinking when it comes to UPS. Well, I went ahead and shipped the weed via UPS, as I did NOT wanna use the USPS for this mission. BTW, the package was already labeled, as you shall soon see, but when it came time to pony up, the gal at the counter asked me for my name & address, so I promptly gave her a fake name, address, phone number, etc.
That info went onto a UPS shipping label which was added to a different side of the box, and the package already arrived in Idaho, so it's okay to share the following info with y'all, just so y'all can have a good laugh, 10-4? Remember, this weed was being shipped to a bunch of hardcore vertical skateboarders, BMX riders & dirt bikers, so I deemed it absolutely necessary to STYLE 'EM OUT... couldn't use some cheesed!ck FAKE NAME while shipping the care package, AYE? Well, I racked my feeble brain for a solution and finally came up with the names shown here...
Oh, wait, first I hafta tell y'all how I packaged the heller chronic: I took about 1-1/2 to 2 ounces of trimmed buds and put 'em in a Zip-Loc bag, then put THAT bag into two OTHER Zip-Loc bags, so I could kinda TONE DOWN the scent o' chronic in case any drug dogs were involved in this whole shipping process. I found a fairly thin and lightweight cardboard box about the right size, not a brown cardboard box but a box which contained unrelated products. I sprayed the inside of the box with citrus spray, loaded the dope, and sealed the box, as you shall now see...
Okay, we have several HILARIOUS things to point out here, so bear with me. First of all, the package is addressed to ANGUS YOUNG, lead guitarist for AC/DC, and since we're talking WEED here (a.k.a. dope, chronic, marijuana, etc.), the package is from ROBERT PLANT, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, sometimes I slay myself... but I'm sure those boyz in Idaho will get a good laugh out of it, there's also one super cute sister, I like her a lot but she can't see me for dirt, more's the pity, lol. Anyway, that takes care of the sender and addressee, right?
Now, the box in which the weed was shipped was previously used to hold Black Flag Concentrated Fogger(2), lol... I scored TWO HITS here, because not only does the box have hardcore punk band BLACK FLAG on it (Google Henry Rollins, lol), but it's "Concentrated Fogger(2)!!!" Well, "NO $H!T, SHERLOCK, WE'RE TALKING HELLER CHRONIC, YOU DUMB@$$, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" If that weed does NOT fog your brain in short order, then ya better SHIP IT BACK and ASK FOR A REFUND, lol. Oh, wait, the buds were FREE... you're SOL on the REFUND, 10-4???
Furthermore, not ONLY does the fogger kill cockroaches, it kills GERMAN COCKROACHES!!! We're talking FULL-ON "STURM UND DRANG" WAFFEN SS COCKROACHES, by God!!! None of your pathetic NYC, L.A. or Chi-Town roaches here... those things don't even come CLOSE to GERMAN COCKROACHES in the 'Irritation & Disease Vector Department!' For starters, the German roaches are all armed with machine guns, and they won't hesitate to USE THEM if ya try to stomp their @$$es, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, yeah, they have gas masks too...
Now, the millennial gal who processed my shipment probably didn't even know or recognize the names I used... "Who the HECK are Angus Young & Robert Plant?!? Sheeee-it, probably a couple of ABSOLUTE LOSERS, judging by this washed-up 60-year-old skateboarder, BMX & MX rider standing here at my counter, the F#%NG POGUE!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, I'm just havin' TOO MUCH FUN here, I reckon I'll wrap up this post and get on with the next one... AFTER I smoke a bowl o' chronic in my glass bong and grab another beer, AYE?!?!?!?
Y'ALL HANG LOOSE, I'LL BE BACK TO CAUSE MORE TROUBLE IN A MOMENT... GOTTA "HANDLE MY BIDNESS" FIRST, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HASTA LUEGO, YOUSE H&CL HEE-ROES!!!
P.S. I covered Angus Young's address in that one photo, nobody here needs to know where he lives, lol. Also, did y'all like the old San Diego Reader page I deliberately placed atop the weed in the box? The one advertising the Tijuana Bullfights? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Any site members here recall the classic 91X radio ads late at night? The ones which blared: "BULLFIGHTS IN TIJUANA!!!" My friends & I used to attend those bullfights, so that's another solid score for me, lol. I used to love the pageantry associated with bullfights, not only in TJ but in Spain & Portugal. Heller tradition there!!!
Oh, yeah, I should probably give kudos or props to UPS for actually & successfully delivering the care package full o' dope, at least it wasn't lost in transit, stolen by 'Sandpoint Porch Pirates' or some jackhole UPS employee who could smell the heller chronic through the Zip-Loc bags, citrus spray, cardboard, etc. I'm STILL going with FedEx next time, IF I can find a place that doesn't require that I bring my own FedEx label with me, PFFFFFFFFT. That's about some stupid BS there: "Gee, um, lemme have a label shipped to me by camel here in the Tularosa Basin!!!" WHAT THE F#%?!?
So I went to another place which handled UPS shipments, even though I'm NOT big on UPS... "If it's BROWN, flush it DOWN!!!" And that is NOT a racial epithet, lol, I'm just in line with Magus & his way of thinking when it comes to UPS. Well, I went ahead and shipped the weed via UPS, as I did NOT wanna use the USPS for this mission. BTW, the package was already labeled, as you shall soon see, but when it came time to pony up, the gal at the counter asked me for my name & address, so I promptly gave her a fake name, address, phone number, etc.
That info went onto a UPS shipping label which was added to a different side of the box, and the package already arrived in Idaho, so it's okay to share the following info with y'all, just so y'all can have a good laugh, 10-4? Remember, this weed was being shipped to a bunch of hardcore vertical skateboarders, BMX riders & dirt bikers, so I deemed it absolutely necessary to STYLE 'EM OUT... couldn't use some cheesed!ck FAKE NAME while shipping the care package, AYE? Well, I racked my feeble brain for a solution and finally came up with the names shown here...
Oh, wait, first I hafta tell y'all how I packaged the heller chronic: I took about 1-1/2 to 2 ounces of trimmed buds and put 'em in a Zip-Loc bag, then put THAT bag into two OTHER Zip-Loc bags, so I could kinda TONE DOWN the scent o' chronic in case any drug dogs were involved in this whole shipping process. I found a fairly thin and lightweight cardboard box about the right size, not a brown cardboard box but a box which contained unrelated products. I sprayed the inside of the box with citrus spray, loaded the dope, and sealed the box, as you shall now see...
Okay, we have several HILARIOUS things to point out here, so bear with me. First of all, the package is addressed to ANGUS YOUNG, lead guitarist for AC/DC, and since we're talking WEED here (a.k.a. dope, chronic, marijuana, etc.), the package is from ROBERT PLANT, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, sometimes I slay myself... but I'm sure those boyz in Idaho will get a good laugh out of it, there's also one super cute sister, I like her a lot but she can't see me for dirt, more's the pity, lol. Anyway, that takes care of the sender and addressee, right?
Now, the box in which the weed was shipped was previously used to hold Black Flag Concentrated Fogger(2), lol... I scored TWO HITS here, because not only does the box have hardcore punk band BLACK FLAG on it (Google Henry Rollins, lol), but it's "Concentrated Fogger(2)!!!" Well, "NO $H!T, SHERLOCK, WE'RE TALKING HELLER CHRONIC, YOU DUMB@$$, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" If that weed does NOT fog your brain in short order, then ya better SHIP IT BACK and ASK FOR A REFUND, lol. Oh, wait, the buds were FREE... you're SOL on the REFUND, 10-4???
Furthermore, not ONLY does the fogger kill cockroaches, it kills GERMAN COCKROACHES!!! We're talking FULL-ON "STURM UND DRANG" WAFFEN SS COCKROACHES, by God!!! None of your pathetic NYC, L.A. or Chi-Town roaches here... those things don't even come CLOSE to GERMAN COCKROACHES in the 'Irritation & Disease Vector Department!' For starters, the German roaches are all armed with machine guns, and they won't hesitate to USE THEM if ya try to stomp their @$$es, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, yeah, they have gas masks too...
Now, the millennial gal who processed my shipment probably didn't even know or recognize the names I used... "Who the HECK are Angus Young & Robert Plant?!? Sheeee-it, probably a couple of ABSOLUTE LOSERS, judging by this washed-up 60-year-old skateboarder, BMX & MX rider standing here at my counter, the F#%NG POGUE!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, I'm just havin' TOO MUCH FUN here, I reckon I'll wrap up this post and get on with the next one... AFTER I smoke a bowl o' chronic in my glass bong and grab another beer, AYE?!?!?!?
Y'ALL HANG LOOSE, I'LL BE BACK TO CAUSE MORE TROUBLE IN A MOMENT... GOTTA "HANDLE MY BIDNESS" FIRST, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HASTA LUEGO, YOUSE H&CL HEE-ROES!!!
P.S. I covered Angus Young's address in that one photo, nobody here needs to know where he lives, lol. Also, did y'all like the old San Diego Reader page I deliberately placed atop the weed in the box? The one advertising the Tijuana Bullfights? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Any site members here recall the classic 91X radio ads late at night? The ones which blared: "BULLFIGHTS IN TIJUANA!!!" My friends & I used to attend those bullfights, so that's another solid score for me, lol. I used to love the pageantry associated with bullfights, not only in TJ but in Spain & Portugal. Heller tradition there!!!
Oh, yeah, I should probably give kudos or props to UPS for actually & successfully delivering the care package full o' dope, at least it wasn't lost in transit, stolen by 'Sandpoint Porch Pirates' or some jackhole UPS employee who could smell the heller chronic through the Zip-Loc bags, citrus spray, cardboard, etc. I'm STILL going with FedEx next time, IF I can find a place that doesn't require that I bring my own FedEx label with me, PFFFFFFFFT. That's about some stupid BS there: "Gee, um, lemme have a label shipped to me by camel here in the Tularosa Basin!!!" WHAT THE F#%?!?
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