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Got some primo car porn pics to post here later, I pulled 'em out of one of my threads at a different website... I was banned from that website years ago, but my pics are still up at the site, lol. I'm just bumping this thread so I can easily find it later, aye? Okay, now to go post a special video... :cool:
 
Alright, youse H&CL heroes, it's Sunday morning, so what better time to check out some car porn? These shots were taken at a car show in Show Low, AZ, a few years ago, but they're still cool, lol. Some are PRIMO, like that old 'Vette with the split window in back... that thing is RADICAL! I like fast cars in silver too, it's not a bad color... but let's get started, I have a few rounds to post so I'm not gonna waste much time squawkin' about the pics, lol. Well, maybe I'll squawk a little... but it's time to check out some cool rigs! Bacpacker & Peanut, I have some special pics for you, I'll be sure to give ya a 'heads up' when I get to 'em! Enjoy the pics! Let's start with the Corvette!!! :cool:

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Okay, Peanut, THIS rig had YOUR NAME written all over it!!! Thought of ya when I saw it at the other website where I lifted it from a thread o' mine! Powered by Briggs & Stratton, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :oops:

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Here's one for the medical patients out there in cyberspace! Nice gurney, lol. ;)

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Wait, Peanut, maybe this Team Acme derby racer would be more your style! :)

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Here's a submarine made out of a propane tank, this one's for Backlash, lol. :D

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And a stretched-out chopper... I can just see myself riding the mountain trails on THIS rig, lol. o_O

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Some bad boy toys... :oops:

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Sweeeeet!!! I like the Oldsmobile 442 as well, I always liked those cars! Jeez, this posting is thirsty work, I think I'll grab a cold beer, lol... sun ain't over the yardarm yet, but it IS somewhere out over the Atlantic Ocean! In fact, we're socked in with clouds & overcast here, so no tellin'... the sun MIGHT be over the yardarm, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, this bachelor life is a $h!tty job, but SOMEBODY has to do it!!! Lol... back in a moment with more kick@$$ pics! Cheers!!! 🍺
 
Dang, that beer tastes good! Still gonna have a big ol' breakfast or lunch later, but this will do for now, lol. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, some more pics comin' right up! I could think of worse pics to look at on a Sunday morning! You know, political ads & propaganda, lol. Naaaaah, we'll stick with primo trucks & muscle cars, lol. Here we go... :cool:

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Holy Cow!!! Check out those station wagons, lol. Look at the chrome "teeth" in that last pic! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know some surfers who would kill for wagons like those! Boards fit in the back, no problem! And the rig is not HAUNTED like some funky old Cadillac hearse!!! ;)
 
Here are more primo rigs! That was a good car show in the White Mountains! Nice weather too, I remember walking around in shorts & a T-shirt! Could've been worse! I could've been looking at stolen cars in Compton, North Philly or the Lower Bronx!!! Meh, "I'LL TAKE THE WHITE MOUNTAINS FOR $500, ALEX!!!" ;)

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Dang, look at that funky old Rambler wagon, lol. I STILL know surfers who would kill for it, just so they could stash their boards in the back, those clowns, lol. And check out that dually pickup, it looks like something out of a John Travolta movie, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣
 
Dang, that beer tastes good! Still gonna have a big ol' breakfast or lunch later, but this will do for now, lol. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, some more pics comin' right up! I could think of worse pics to look at on a Sunday morning! You know, political ads & propaganda, lol. Naaaaah, we'll stick with primo trucks & muscle cars, lol. Here we go... :cool:

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Holy Cow!!! Check out those station wagons, lol. Look at the chrome "teeth" in that last pic! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know some surfers who would kill for wagons like those! Boards fit in the back, no problem! And the rig is not HAUNTED like some funky old Cadillac hearse!!! ;)

Loving that truck 3rd from the end. Dark maroon is a great color. Dont think I've ever saw and old Chevy or GMC with suicide doors.
 
Okay, winding down here, let's see what else we have... 😒

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This guy had a sweet Honda Mini Trail in his pickup bed, I liked the monkeybike better than the truck, lol... but I was riding minis hard at the time. 😳


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Here's a file photo of my Z50/140 for reference... once I dropped that Piranha 140cc motor in my bike, it would blow doors on the Mini Trail pictured above, lol. :rolleyes:

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Okay, back to the final pics from the car show... :confused:

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Meh, guess that's it, let's just round out the pics with some more Z50/140 shots, lol... :D

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Oh, wait, this side-by-side was in the parking lot at the car show... when Neb said he was getting a side-by-side, I thought he meant one of THESE, lol. o_O

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Okay, quick bathroom break, then I'm off to post elsewhere, lol... hope y'all enjoyed the show! It was kinda fun reliving it, I had a good time there! Cheers!!! :cool:
 
Loving that truck 3rd from the end. Dark maroon is a great color. Dont think I've ever saw and old Chevy or GMC with suicide doors.

Yes, I love maroon, it's a great color! I like the old saloon cars in maroon, that makes a nice color & style combo!!! :cool:

Peanut must be mad at me for sandbagging him with the Briggs & Stratton Flyer, lol... I STILL LUV YA, PEANUT!!! ;)
 
Since I'm waxing nostalgic over my 'trucking daze' tonight, and since I said my Z50/140 would blow doors on that Mini Trail pictured above, I'll tell y'all a funny little anecdote... I was shut down for the evening on a Friday or Saturday night at the Hook (or Flying J Travel Plaza, a.k.a. the Flyin' Hook) on the West Side of OKC, partying with hundreds of other drivers as we all relaxed and unwound after another long day. In those days, you weren't drinking alone in your truck, you were part of a giant "radio bar" with hundreds of truckers in all stages of inebriation squawking over the CB radio, right? You had the CB Rambos arguing & cussing, the dope peddlers ("Who wants the green? Who wants the white?"), the lot lizards (or hookers, for those of you unfamiliar with the term) slinging their wares, the trucking-related service outfits and private parties advertising over the CB for truck washes, service, tires, tank & wheel polishing, etc., just one ginormous radio clusterf#% where the hand with the most powerful radio walked all over everybody else. I'm trying to establish the setting here, you understand, lol... my friends and I actually called the Hook "Circus Maximus" when it went off on weekends, and I always made a point of shutting down there whenever possible, just for the entertainment value, lol. :oops:

Anyway, some truckers would joke around in good-natured fashion, swapping lies & making imaginary trade deals, like bartering but with totally fake items, lol. You'd hear about "solar-powered flashlights" and "cordless extension cords" and "DVD rewinders"---all kinds of ridiculous BS which was actually pretty funny if you were 6 or 7 beers deep, lol. Well, two hands struck up one of these conversations, and after one made the other some sort of ridiculous trade offer, the second driver/trader hollered: "I'LL GIVE YA A PAIR OF LOAD LOCKS FOR A FLATBED, AND I'LL THROW IN A COUPLE OF MOTORCYCLE DOORS!!!" Lol. Those clowns were so damned funny, and ya heard stuff over the CB that you would NEVER hear ANYWHERE else, guaranteed! Trucking was a 'separate reality' in those days, and that lighthearted convo often helped ease tension after a long day on the road dealing with everything that truckers dealt with then and probably still deal with to this day. Lol... "MOTORCYCLE DOORS!!!" Who would've THUNK it? 🤣

One time, some old hand keyed up who sounded like he had been driving since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and he had a BIG OL' CHICKEN RADIO so he could WALK ALL OVER EVERYONE ELSE, right? So this old gent keys his mike, then says in a classic old school country voice: "Can anybody out there tell me if this here radio is working?" But here's the catch: he kept his mike keyed, so NOBODY could reply, and after about 15 or 20 seconds of silence---a RARITY at the Hook on a Friday or Saturday night, believe me---the old gent then said, "WELL, I GUESS IT AIN'T WORKING." He then released his mike key, and a veritable FLOOD, a TORRENT of squawking and VERBAL ABUSE ensued, lol. That ol' guy was FUNNY, lol... and he knew EXACTLY what he was doing, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. Some people's kids!!! 😉

On another occasion, some old hand made an uncomplimentary remark after a lot lizard keyed up to sling her wares, and the lot lizard replied: "SHUT UP, YOU OLD @$$HOLE!!!" The driver came back with this response: "WELL, I THANK YA... THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYBODY HAS SAID TO ME ALL DAY!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Another hilarious truck driver breaking up the monotony at the Flyin' Hook. I was one of those hands too, since I have my comical side. Two CB Rambos were arguing one night, slinging all kinds of verbal abuse and making derogatory remarks to one another, as CB Rambos will do... one driver told the other, "SHUT UP, STUPID!!!" I had been waiting for this very moment, mike in hand and ready to key up, and before anybody else could get a word in edge-wise, I hollered: "YEAH, YOU GOT STUPID!!! GO AHEAD!!!" Lol... I heard a bunch of other drivers laughing over the CB afterward. Hey, cheap entertainment while you're pounding a 12-pack o' beer on ice in your truck, 10-4? :thumbs:

I actually SILENCED that entire radio bar & clusterf#% one night when two other CB Rambos got into a fight on the airwaves. Remember, it wasn't just the truckers parked at the Hook, you had a truck stop on every corner of that exit (which was Morgan Road, Exit 140 on I-40 in Oklahoma), plus you had truckers in nearby company yards who were shut down for the night but still surreptitiously drinking beer, lol. I know, because I've done it myself, lol. Anyway, these two CB Rambos had reached the point where one claimed he was gonna kick the other driver's @$$, right? He keyed his mike and hollered: "WHERE YOU AT? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR @$$!!!" Of course, I had been waiting for this very moment, mike in hand, and I instantly keyed up and said: "THE GRAMMATICALLY-CORRECT INTERROGATIVE IS 'WHERE ARE YOU?' " Boy, did that line throw a monkey wrench into everybody's plans, lol... a whole 5 seconds of silence ensued, a friggin' ETERNITY at the Hook on a Friday or Saturday night, as hundreds of drunken fooliots tried to process what I had just said, lol. Then the original combatant or CB Rambo replied (to me): "SHUT UP, STUPID!!!" And to the other driver: "WHERE YOU AT? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR @$$!!!" Ah, to be so unappreciated in my endeavors at edumacation, lol. 😆

Meh, that's enough on that subject for awhile, I gotta grab another cold one, I've only had two so far, including that one I had this morning while posting the earlier pics in this thread. But here's a link to a blog on the whole scene at the Hook back in the day, it was the Wild, Wild West for a number of years before it got tamed down, lol. Blogs like this one capture the spirit of the place in the old days... nobody else would ever write about it, so I felt obliged, lol. Enjoy the separate reality known as OTR or Over-The-Road truck driving back in the day... it sure was an eye-opener for rookie drivers who were getting their first taste of it, lol. As one driver told me one night while we were partying together in his truck, "THERE'S TOO MUCH FREEDOM OUT THERE!!!" And he was right, at least in THOSE days, lol. I'm sure glad I went trucking when I did and not only saw the country, but became "culturally enriched" in the process, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Enjoy this short blog, it's pretty funny... 🤪

A Classic Footrace

P.S. Backlash, if you haven't seen the submarine yet, scroll back to the car show pics until ya find it, lol. Cheers!!! 🍺
 
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Alright, youse H&CL heroes, it's Sunday morning, so what better time to check out some car porn? These shots were taken at a car show in Show Low, AZ, a few years ago, but they're still cool, lol. Some are PRIMO, like that old 'Vette with the split window in back... that thing is RADICAL! I like fast cars in silver too, it's not a bad color... but let's get started, I have a few rounds to post so I'm not gonna waste much time squawkin' about the pics, lol. Well, maybe I'll squawk a little... but it's time to check out some cool rigs! Bacpacker & Peanut, I have some special pics for you, I'll be sure to give ya a 'heads up' when I get to 'em! Enjoy the pics! Let's start with the Corvette!!! :cool:

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I have the running gear for a late 50s General Motors truck with the Napco axles. Everything except the body. When I bought it 40 years old it was a swamp buggy. I needed a swamp buggy. I replaced the 1/2 ton axles with some 3/4ton power wagon axles. But still have all the oem parts.
Fairly unusual though is I found that the engine is a factory replacement engine. So there are no serial numbers.
It's my understanding that folks who have one of these and need to get it registered need matching numbers for the chassis n engine. And this engine could be installed in a truck and the matching serial numbers stamped on the engine. Making it easier to register. Then upgrade if you want.
 
Holy Cr@p!!! That 'Hot Rod Shopping Cart' is a rollover special, lol... can you see that thing cornering at speed with all those folks in the basket? A recipe for DISASTER if ever there was one... my friend Jon (now deceased) used to call lifted pickups "Disco Trucks" and "Rollover Specials!" You know, the ones jacked up clear to the sky with ridiculous lift kits? Somehow, this shopping cart reminds me of my friend and his expressions. But hey, this is Amerika, so let the insane shopping cart be built! I'm thinking the guy has too much time on his hands... maybe too much money, lol. :oops:
 
A similar video by this same guy got posted on the flooringforums which prompted me to look this car up:
Rear had heated reclining massage seats, solar panels to circulate air while the car was off, sun roof with different light levels, privacy curtains, privacy window between driver and back, champagne bottles, dvd player, mini fridge, intercom, and all sorts of features.


Outside was nothing special but inside is awesome.
 
I was meandering around and found this, I love the 1930's vehicle styling.

The Bugatti Royale Type 41 Napoleon Coupé, built in 1931
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Man, that is one loOOOong hood. So I looked up what it might be.. Straight 12 or what?? lol!! The specs for new are towards the bottom of the page.

https://www.supercars.net/blog/1930-bugatti-type-41-royale-2/
 

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