Give friends and love ones "ADULT DIAPERS" for Christmas Prepping Gift.......???

[Sourdough]

I don't know anything about Adult Diapers, but figure a small sample package sent to my few friends, would be nice of me. See........I really love these few friends, and the feeling is returned. We allow each other their points of view. So being a good friend, I lovingly remind them they suffer from "Normalcy Bias", and they giggle. They lovingly remind me that I am a paranoid, crazy, alarmist, annoying "Prepping Nut Job".

So I figure what better gift then a small package of Adult Diapers. With a very discreet note, "this product is designed for fecal incontinence, you will "urgently" need this gift the moment you become terrifyingly aware (sadly too late) you just entered a bleak future totally unprepared".

 

[Amish Heart]

That's not very nice. Send them something from Hickory Farms instead.

 

[Cascadian]

That's not very nice. Send them something from Hickory Farms instead.

I think he was saying this would be an acceptable funny gift. I think it's funny.

 

[Sourdough]

That's not very nice. Send them something from Hickory Farms instead.

A huge basket of cheese. Cheese will cause constipation, and they will not need the Adult Diapers.

 

[Amish Heart]

ok

 

[Supervisor42]

I think he was saying this would be an acceptable funny gift. I think it's funny.

It's obvious that they are close enough friends to find humor in kidding.
You wouldn't believe some of the 'gag-gifts' I have received in the past

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I definitely remember a handful of those roll-on fingertip protectors that look like micro-condoms with a nice note about "Safety First!" .

 

[zoomzoom]

With a very discreet note, "this product is designed for fecal incontinence, you will "urgently" need this gift the moment you become terrifyingly aware (sadly too late) you just entered a bleak future totally unprepared".

With this note, I'd go with a little irony and get them the name brand of "Depends".

 

[Alaskajohn]

Maybe it will scare the crap out of them.

 

[VThillman]

I wear an adult diaper every night. Size large. will welcome gifts.

 

[Amish Heart]

I'd rather have chocolate. Send me chocolate.

 

[Sourdough]

Yummy Ex-lax Chocolates.........????
On Sale....... Ex-Lax Chocolate 48ct Wholesale Supplier | OTC Superstore dancing chicken dancing chicken

 

[Amish Heart]

Nope. Swiss chocolate. The good stuff.

 

[VThillman]

Yummy Ex-lax Chocolates.........????
On Sale....... Ex-Lax Chocolate 48ct Wholesale Supplier | OTC Superstore dancing chicken dancing chicken

I wonder what the Active Ingredient in ExLax is nowadays, It used to be yellow phenolphthalein(sp), but the medics decided that was a no-no decades ago.