Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Caribou]

 

[jazzy]

If you're having a bad day, it can't possibly be as bad as this guy's ----short video of guy fishing

https://notthebee.com/article/if-youre-having-a-bad-day-it-cant-possibly-be-as-bad-as-this-guys

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[dademoss]

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My part was done months ago, time for a pizza

 

[jazzy]

im from the south and back then 100 yrs ago, ladies did not fart. but on occasion they might have a 'moment'. it was pol;itely ignored. until they left the room and their friends started the ;bless her heart' routine with various inflections , eye rolling and fan waving. while it is true back in my time that southern ladies never farted, there were the occasional 'moments' when the dogs would roll their eyes and try to escape tho. i want to get a couple of these shirts and pass them out come christmas.

 

[Pearl]

My part was done months ago, time for a pizza

Yeah, you guys should rest up and kick back with some pizza after doing your part!!

 

[Bacpacker]

Yeah, you guys should rest up and kick back with some pizza after doing your part!!

Maybe smoke a good cigar.

 

[joel]

My part was done months ago, time for a pizza

I wish, that poor guy has twenty to twenty four years of being a bad guy for stopping the kid for doing something dumb, a thankless job as teacher & let not forget an ATM.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Cascadian]

And the fact that it took 49 years to read a book is a confirmation.

 

[Pearl]

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Another reason, or the main one, I don't have children!! If they don't have four legs, don't have them!!

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Bacpacker]

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I loved dodge ball, and red rover.

 

[Pearl]

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Second grade dodge ball is where I realized I have amazing aim!!

 

[LadyLocust]

I hated dodge ball. I would stand and get hit so I could go sit on the sideline until the next round.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]