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remember ythis guy? he scared the crap out of me as a kid
How asleep does one need to be to make a mistake of that magnitude?
It's a good thing I don't work in an office.
There would be ranch dressing mixed in with the coffee.
My SIL uses K cups, I'd love to slip one of those into her coffee stash.
April 1 is just around the corner.
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I always read the label, because I don’t want tea
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A farmer went into a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him at the counter said, “Well, how about that? I just ordered champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so I’m celebrating as well,” the woman replied.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses in celebration the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating, mam?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a baby,” said the woman, “and my gynecologist has just confirmed that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and my hens were infertile all last year, but today they are all laying eggs!”
“Wow, that’s great!” said the woman. “So, how did your chickens suddenly become fertile?” ………… “I used a different cock”, said the farmer
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again and said, “What a coincidence!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so I’m celebrating as well,” the woman replied.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses in celebration the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating, mam?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a baby,” said the woman, “and my gynecologist has just confirmed that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and my hens were infertile all last year, but today they are all laying eggs!”
“Wow, that’s great!” said the woman. “So, how did your chickens suddenly become fertile?” ………… “I used a different cock”, said the farmer
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again and said, “What a coincidence!”
