Jokes and Humor

[Caribou]

Not a joke, but one restaurant in Anchorage, is handing out one roll of TP with every takeout order.

 

[Weedygarden]

A new way to respond to someone who has offended you, "I hope you get Corona Virus."

I can hear children saying it.

 

[Bacpacker]

Is this hanging right inside your front door Jim? Heehee (It's hubby's favorite too)

Guess what we are having for supper??

 

[joel]

Not a joke, most restaurant here shut their doors & kelp their TP.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[phideaux]

Ya think ..?

Jim

 

[joel]

Squirrel?!??
Mr.high on the hog! You will be lucky if you can find a rat or two.

 

[phideaux]

Squirrel?!??
Mr.high on the hog! You will be lucky if you can find a rat or two.

Oh , I been planting squirrel seed for years, they are ripe and ready.

Although rat taste similar.
Dog not so much.

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Meerkat]

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Jim

 

[Meerkat]

A new way to respond to someone who has offended you, "I hope you get Corona Virus."

I can hear children saying it.

I hope I never get ' that ' offended.
Weedy onlythey mean it. Hear about the teens coughing all over the food in produce section of stores now,new ' trend'.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Caribou]

I hope I never get ' that ' offended.
Weedy onlythey mean it. Hear about the teens coughing all over the food in produce section of stores now,new ' trend'.

I expect these are the same kids calling COVID-19 the "Boomer Remover."

 

[Haertig]

Seems like a lot of the younger generation is still quite dependent on their parents for financial and other support. Might not want to "remove" them quite yet...

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

[Meerkat]

I expect these are the same kids calling COVID-19 the "Boomer Remover."

I think the gov is beating them to it.. Save their energy cause they'er next.

 

[Weedygarden]

I hope I never get ' that ' offended.
Weedy only they mean it. Hear about the teens coughing all over the food in produce section of stores now,new ' trend'.

It is certainly not something I would say, but it came to me and immediately thought of how children respond. "You're not invited to my birthday party!" I know young people and maybe even some grown-ups would say it.

I have seen reports of people wearing face masks and gloves to go grocery shopping and having other people follow them and take their photos, while mocking them. One woman told about a couple teens who repeatedly kept bumping into her at the store because she was wearing a mask and gloves.

 

[Cnsper]

One woman told about a couple teens who repeatedly kept bumping into her at the store because she was wearing a mask and gloves.

Oops. I'm sorry, did my elbow do that?

 

[Bacpacker]

Oops. I'm sorry, did my elbow do that?

Yep, spin around and throw and elbow to their chest, spin your cart around and pin them against a shelf unit. They'll back off and think twice.

 

[Weedygarden]

 

[Sentry18]