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Old joke where the word "idiot" replaces a politically incorrect term.

Two idiots were putting siding on a house with one on a ladder nailing the siding and a second on the ground pulling nails from a can and handing them to the first. The first noticed the second was inspecting the nails and throwing many away.

First asks: Why are you throwing those nails away?

Second answers: Some of the nails have the head on the wrong end.

First repkies: Don't thow them away. We can use those on the other side of the house.

Ben
 
I would be proud to be the one that shoots and kills the last buffalo, was never said by any indian.
 
SheepDog said:
I would be proud to be the one that shoots and kills the last buffalo, was never said by any indian.
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If I find myself in what I believe is an EMP situation, I have plans to take my bolt cutters and set free the buffalo in the game preserve that is 3 miles from my place. Setting them free is an investment in a future meat source. Letting them stay locked up will doom them to the unprepared masses..
Ben
 
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