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Peanut

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True story… was installing a Catscan at the University of California, San Francisco. In front of the hospital there were always tables with students demanding this or that, had petitions for people to sign.

A young man asked me to sign his petition so people could ride bikes on city streets. I said “Sure”. He said “You don’t look like a bike rider” “Why do you want to sign?”.

I said “I believe in natural selection. If you want to ride in traffic… go right ahead!”

He got mad and wouldn’t let me sign his petition…
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The look on his face was priceless.
 

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Thinking back to college:

Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are in a car driving fast on the autobahn. They get pulled over by the police. Heisenberg was driving and the cop asks him:

- "Do you know how fast you were going?"
- "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says:

- "You were doing 100 km/h in a 70 km/h zone."

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts:

- "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says:

- "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
- "We do now, you jerk!" shouts Schrödinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
 

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