Jokes and Humor
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I couldn't believe it (shows how I follow the entertainment industry). I had to go look up pix - she's not looking so goodShe was a comedian. Still is.
When she 'blackmailed' ABC (pun) for parking her (sued them), she has a good case for racism.
That made me laugh.She's still a comedian.
I'm sure a 'fat' check will fix everything.
(I'm amazed how worn her cane is, given how wealthy she is too)
(I know she's a kook)
I had cousins from Detriot/Chicago who came down for the summers. Where they endured every joke and dirty trick that city kids could fall for on a farm... I still feel a little bad about some of the pranks I pulled.
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I had coffee this afternoon
I had coffee this afternoon! Knew I wanted to be up tonight during the ice storm!
I forgot my joke pics..I couldn't believe it (shows how I follow the entertainment industry). I had to go look up pix - she's not looking so good
She didn't get there without doing a lot of work:
I would say that is a 'huge' problem, but I don't pick on stupid people.
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Lol if that weren't actually so disturbing, that would be absolutely some of the most visually impaired people I do believe I have ever seen! LOL! And the baby still looks like the milkman. Fortunately! LOL.
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Disturbing is what made it funny!I know, got a weird sense of humor.
LOL. The two younger ones on either end look demonic!
Rarely, but it has been known to happen. Since the onset of The New Normal[tm] and working from home, my routine usually has me drinking coffee in the morning, but that's it. I'll have an adult beverage more frequently than coffee after dinner. If I get too much caffeine in my system, I have a heck of a hard time falling asleep at bed time.You don't have coffee after supper?
I just about spit skoal all over mine .Great, now I have to clean my monitor
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My wife can drink a cup and go strait to bed and be asleep before I can even get comfortable.You don't have coffee after supper?
it just seems to affect us normal people. Lol
Anyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken
. Too many Midwatches and night shifts.
There's probably very few who think that,lolAnyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken
Same here man , I never told anyone I was normal either, I’m just another piece in this chess game called life. More coffee anyone?Anyone that thinks I am "normal" is sadly mistaken
Yep, going to have another cup right now, have to go out to feed shortly. That will insure that I will have to pee after I get my winter clothes on!!
Yup, you will have to pee after getting dressed and putting on your boots, I’m fixing to go feed the chickens , I was trying to wait a few minutes because its pouring rain here and has been most of the night. Oh well I guess I will just have to get my train wet anyway.
Jim
In honor of the olympics on nbc...
LANGUAGE ALERT
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandpa was having a wonderful afternoon alone with his three year old granddaughter, They were having a tea party. Granddaughter would bring Grandpa a cup of tea, and he would drink it and rave about how delicious it was. She would then disappear and bring him another cup, and they would repeat the process.
Grandma comes home after an afternoon of shopping. She asks how everything went, and Grandpa tells her they have been having a wonderful time having a tea party, and how Granddaughter would bring him cups of tea. Grandma nods her head and thinks for a minute then says, "You realize she is three. The only water she can reach in this house is in the toilet."
Think of where to hide its body, he's one dead gator!
