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), I didn't know Magus knew me so well!;
I wonder if we are 'scarred for life' with this.
Most people I know today get edgy if their stash drops below 150 rolls. The 'Great TP Shortage' ended years ago.
I still have fond memories of dropping a 12-pack in the shopping cart and thinking nothing of it.
We are just as guilty
.DW buys it in 30-roll 'bales'. If we drop down into the #3 bale, it MUST be restocked.
Will this be our life from now on?
How do you 'denuclearize' a TP arms-buildup?
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My TP storage is just a couple of cases, I knew I forgot something!
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Something for the kids to fight over.I wonder if we are 'scarred for life' with this.
Most people I know today get edgy if their stash drops below 150 rolls. The 'Great TP Shortage' ended years ago.
I still have fond memories of dropping a 12-pack in the shopping cart and thinking nothing of it.
We are just as guilty
DW buys it in 30-roll 'bales'. If we drop down into the #3 bale, it MUST be restocked.
Will this be our life from now on?
How do you 'denuclearize' a TP arms-buildup?
Scarred for life, yep!! I talked to a local hay farmer to see if he could make me round bales of TP!!
I would do this... have done similar before. 
Me too! Darn it now I can't breef!
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THIS MAY BE HARDER THAN YOU MAY
THINK.
THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE CORRECT ANSWER.
Let's see how good your
memory is.
Don't look at the answers yet, until the end.
Youngsters, you don't have a chance.
I was picky as to who I sent this to.
It had to be those who might actually remember.
So have some fun, my sharp-witted friends.
This is a test for the 'older kids'!
The answers are printed below, (after the questions) but don't cheat! answer them first...
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask,
"Who was that masked man?"
Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind."
What did he leave behind? A ______ ______.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on The __ ________ Show.
03. "Get your kicks, __ _____ __!"
04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to _______ ___ _______.'
05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ___ ____ ______ _______.'
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____.'
07. Nestle's makes the very best... _________.'
08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ____ _________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? ___ _____ _____.
10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named ______ ___ __________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '___ ____ .'
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their _____ _____.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ______ or ___.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to _____ _____.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called _______.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____-____.
16. Remember LS/MFT _____ ______ /_____ ____ _______.
17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ _____ ____!
18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? Only The ______ Knows!
19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash". It's name was the _______ ____!
20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's Logo/Representative What was the boy's name was ______.
ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind... A silver bullet
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex Watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft Cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hula-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19. Monster Mash
20. Speedy
Send this to your 'older' friends, (Better known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes.
THINK.
THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE CORRECT ANSWER.
Let's see how good your
memory is.
Don't look at the answers yet, until the end.
Youngsters, you don't have a chance.
I was picky as to who I sent this to.
It had to be those who might actually remember.
So have some fun, my sharp-witted friends.
This is a test for the 'older kids'!
The answers are printed below, (after the questions) but don't cheat! answer them first...
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask,
"Who was that masked man?"
Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind."
What did he leave behind? A ______ ______.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on The __ ________ Show.
03. "Get your kicks, __ _____ __!"
04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to _______ ___ _______.'
05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ___ ____ ______ _______.'
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____.'
07. Nestle's makes the very best... _________.'
08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ____ _________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? ___ _____ _____.
10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named ______ ___ __________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '___ ____ .'
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their _____ _____.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ______ or ___.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to _____ _____.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called _______.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____-____.
16. Remember LS/MFT _____ ______ /_____ ____ _______.
17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ _____ ____!
18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? Only The ______ Knows!
19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash". It's name was the _______ ____!
20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's Logo/Representative What was the boy's name was ______.
ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind... A silver bullet
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex Watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft Cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hula-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19. Monster Mash
20. Speedy
Send this to your 'older' friends, (Better known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes.
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i thought this was great and very well done---hope you enjoy it too
Press Conference After Daniel Didn't Get Eaten By Lions
Press Conference After Daniel Didn't Get Eaten By Lions
I am so old I knew all of them.
Even the other meaning of LS/MFT.
Loose straps mean floppy t.tts
Even the other meaning of LS/MFT.
Loose straps mean floppy t.tts
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Better than me.
I missed
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10. Freddy, The Freeloader ...
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12. Beetle or ...
13. Buddy Holly
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16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
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20. Speedy
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Ben
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I knew some of them & some I knew the answer, but my mine went blank, but I remembered that I knew it.
Then some I had no ideal, like Red Skeleton, oh I know who he is, but not the answers.
So being born in 1960, i missed some of it.
Then some I had no ideal, like Red Skeleton, oh I know who he is, but not the answers.
So being born in 1960, i missed some of it.
LSMFT originated in the ad. The 'clever' variations came later. Anyway, I prefer "I'd walk a mile for a Camel". Ambiguous.
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There must be several 'growing up' environments that work. My siblings - the five of them who managed to grow up without dying first - lived on a side-hill subsistence grade farm during the Great Depression, and turned out great. They helped my parents raise up my townie self to at least stay out of jail. Without the influence of the hill farm, I was never as good as I could have been. Them's the breaks.
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