Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/06/health/gender-inclusive-language-wellness/index.html



How does one even say that without breaking up laughing?

I can tell in less than a second ( there may be a VERY small percentage the prove the rule) what sex you ACTUALLY are . A swift kick in the nads cures a lot of "imagination?

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[jazzy]

gotta start the younguns early

 

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oooch!

 

[Supervisor42]

oooch!


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He shoulda got those wipers going sooner, that stuff dries fast!
Now he is a shining example of 'white-privilege'.

 

[Peanut]

oooch!

Tailgaters...
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I find this one funny because its not a croc, its an alligator! Guess the meme maker missed the school trip to the zoo..

 

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[Pearl]

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Could be Patchouli!!

 

[Magus]

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I KNEW IT! They're going to keep me here for another forty-five years at least! What time does that damn train run? I got to be in front of it!

 

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[Pearl]

This one seems alright

 

[Morgan101]

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Reminds me of the one about the driver on the highway who picks up a hitchhiker. After driving for a while the hitchhiker asks " Aren't you worried about picking up a serial killer?"

The driver laughs and says "What are the chances of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time?"

 

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[dademoss]