Idiot...
Jim
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Idiot...
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My wife and I both hate the "what do you want for dinner" conversation but we have it every single night! Sometimes at every meal.
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Good brakes...
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Truth...
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I could take Bruce Lee, if he was still alive. 200 yards before he was close enough to touch me I could put a bullet through his head.
Bullets don't work on Chuck Norris - they're afraid of him.
Bullets don't work on Chuck Norris - they're afraid of him.
Jim
Those shoes match her hat and facial makeup. Very stylish!
Quit messing with me phideaux! You could go back to the licking dog though.
Well sorry buddy...I just thought the new , updated, Forum called for a new look.
You know that the glass licking dog that I used for 10 years will not work on Xenforo format. Had to put him out to pasture . Motion avatars won't work any more.
Jim
We all know you're just trying to outsmart the facial recognition stuff the government is deploying these days. They won't know if they're tracking Santa Claus or Charlie Daniels. Stay stealth!
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Yes I have...
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Growing up on a farm that was nearly an everyday experience
Trailers are easy, cotton wagons, now thats a different story. The plus is they are over 30ft long. Dad was too far away to hear over the roar of the engine.
