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Life on the road... Lyle Lovett Before and After...
Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here. Wait, there may be some republicans and Libertarians...
How did he lock it with the key fob in the car?
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I drove to the Circle K to get a bottled water and as I drove up, I noticed these 2 police watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there!. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? And being nosy as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
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You are going to be sure to thaw rolls ahead of time. Either that or you will have to figure out the toilet paper defrost setting on the microwave.
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All you need is a chainsaw, a tree, pot of boiling water & a press or rolling pin.
Hmmm
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