Jokes and Humor

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Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

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Jim

 

[tazo2503]

 

[phideaux]

Now brother, that's bored ..


Jim

 

[tazo2503]

Now brother, that's bored ..


Jim

But creative...

 

[tazo2503]

 

[phideaux]

Gem

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

[backlash]

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Jim

I went to Walmart to check on their BBQ close out sale. All the BBQ stuff was gone and the entire area was Christmas decorations.
In September. I don't know why I even try sometimes.

 

[tazo2503]

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Gem

You say that like you’re the only one...

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[Bacpacker]

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Gem

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[The Innkeeper]

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Jim

Been there done that

 

[Terri9630]

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Gem

That fits the kid perfectly most days.

 

[backlash]

Been there done that

You forgot
"and have the scars to prove it."

 

[The Innkeeper]

You forgot
"and have the scars to prove it."

I have so many scars, and told so many stories that I am no longer sure where some of them came from. The best stories are true, but I no longer remember which leg I broke in a skydiving accident when I flared my chute too soon and stuck a foot down a gopher hole (true story). I have broken both and cannot recall which accident goes with which leg. I’m sure I have scars from redneck sledding, I just don’t remember which ones they are. I do remember a friend flipping the tube, getting dragged and breaking a wrist and a collar bone.

 

[Sentry18]

At a liberal college. Go figure.

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[zoomzoom]

My new sights

 

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[Sentry18]

 

[snappy1]

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Jim

We used to do that on an old truck hood pulled behind the tractor. With all 7 of us on it, a few went flying off in the turns every time! What a blast!