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The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman who stood up carrying a child and walked slowly towards the pastor. The congregation was aghast as gasps and murmurs filled the church.
The Groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The Bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church. The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman who stood up carrying a child and walked slowly towards the pastor. The congregation was aghast as gasps and murmurs filled the church.
The Groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The Bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church. The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
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I also make sure nobody parks behind me so I can get out. I like to be the last to arrive and the first to leave.
Jim
I'm too honest. I just tell them "if you ask you already know the answer"
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