Jokes and Humor

[GrannyG]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Cascadian]

Those are probably tires for his rickshaw.

 

[hossthehermit]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Cnsper]

 

[dademoss]

 

[joel]

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Nice try!

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Cnsper]

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Is that Biden on the left?

 

[Cnsper]

 

[Cnsper]

 

[Cnsper]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Amish Heart]

I don't get the sheep one

 

[Cascadian]

There is a wolf in sheep's clothing mixed in.

 

[UrbanHunter]

I don't get the sheep one

I counted 4 wolves (ears down) in the herd

 

[UrbanHunter]

This is a rant of a joke....

Women should not tell men what to do if they a not going to be extremely clear in their instructions....
Case in point:
Wife tells me to Clean out the Fridge as there is some rotten food in there that needs to be THROWN OUT.
I clean out the fridge as instructed, even washed the drawers and shelves.

Wife checks my work and askes, where’s my left-over split pea soup?
Response, It was green and smelled funny….
Wife, where’s my Broccoli? Bell pepper?.....

I try, but I just keep finding new ways to be in the dog house

 

[Amish Heart]

Maybe you'll be stopping by the store

 

[Morgan101]

This is a rant of a joke....

Women should not tell men what to do if they a not going to be extremely clear in their instructions....
Case in point:
Wife tells me to Clean out the Fridge as there is some rotten food in there that needs to be THROWN OUT.
I clean out the fridge as instructed, even washed the drawers and shelves.

Wife checks my work and askes, where’s my left-over split pea soup?
Response, It was green and smelled funny….
Wife, where’s my Broccoli? Bell pepper?.....

I try, but I just keep finding new ways to be in the dog house

A wife tells her husband " Go to the grocery store, and get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen." The husband comes home with a dozen loaves of bread. The wife says "What the heck is this?" The husband says "They had eggs."

Followed the instructions to the letter.

 

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[Sparky_D]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[backlash]

I hope that's not a crappy Glock.