Jokes and Humor

[VThillman]

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The above is a good description of what goes on in a public forum wherein the commenters cannot be interrupted, only responded to or ignored.

[I almost included 'deleted' there, but that would (probably) be the comment, not the commenter. Hah.]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Woody]

 

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[Camalot]

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Classic!

 

[VThillman]

Classic!

Maybe so . . . but I don't get it.

 

[Sparky_D]

Maybe so . . . but I don't get it.

Highlander... There can be only one... (series of movies and a TV show)

 

[winds-of-change]

Maybe so . . . but I don't get it.

Thank you. I didn’t either.

 

[Bacpacker]

It was a great movie. Tv series not quite as good IMO.

 

[Sparky_D]

It was a great movie. Tv series not quite as good IMO.

For clarification, the FIRST Highlander movie was a good one... The rest? Yeah, not so much...

TV series was a bit repetitive (villain of the week format), but they handled the concept fairly well, for TV audiences, that is.

Kind of fueled my love of swords in general and Japanese swords in particular.

 

[Bacpacker]

For clarification, the FIRST Highlander movie was a good one... The rest? Yeah, not so much...

TV series was a bit repetitive (villain of the week format), but they handled the concept fairly well, for TV audiences, that is.

Kind of fueled my love of swords in general and Japanese swords in particular.

You are right. I forgot there were sequels.
I was a big Sean Connery fan. Loved him in that movie

 

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[winds-of-change]

Went back to the garden to do the last harvest of my over-winter lettuce, got 5 gallons each of red and green leaf. While at the raised beds I checked on the cabbage I transplanted into the raised bed, although it had big leaves and a head something was eating it, I had been working to control the caterpillars so I figured what the heck and pulled it.... The center had a nest of slugs, it made me sick, but on a bright side the cabbage in the raised containers don't have the problem but their container is too small. I think I should go with 1 cabbage plant per 5 gallon container that is not in direct contact with the ground... I am trying to learn as fast as I can, but it can be difficult...

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That is awesome.

 

[rusty]

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ......
I assumed you had stolen the car.''

 

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